WikiLeekZ Declares trump a Cereal Killer

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Because of the previously unimaginable toll of Covid 19 Deaths in America (up to 125,000), and after a few seconds of Deep Thinking, WikiLeekZ has decided that we must now and forever declare that trump is a Cereal Killer.

WikiLeekZ is joined in that decision by none other than revered Military Leaders such as General Mills and Capn Crunch. Other well-respected national figures such as Tony the Tiger and Count Chocula join in the condemnation of this completely Froot Loops president.

Uncle Sam (Attune Foods) and every Quaker (Oats) soul has Shredded (Wheat) the Nut (s n Honey) president’s idea of adding Lysol to your Cheerios as a Lucky Charm (s) against the plague.

trump even Sugar Coated (Frosted Flakes) his suggestion that eating Wheaties the Breakfast of Champions with a pitcher of Clorox  in a crowded bar is a Total danger.

trump’s  motto; “gets your Kix while sharing your Special K with a crowd of strangers in packed church Sunday mornings…It’s Greaaaaat!”

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“Guns Viruses Don’t Kill People, People Do”

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“Viruses don’t kill people, trump/Pence do”-WikiLeekZ

Right wing wackos do                                                                                                                     

Anti-vaxxers do

Red hat, Confederate flag-wavers do

Self-absorbed, Young and dumb ones do

Anti-science luddites do

Fake Christians do

Stupid, ignorant, selfish, uneducated people do

Governors of some red states do

They all want their Freedom…their Freedom to spread the virus to friends, parents, grandparents and utter strangers.

“Don’t tread on me as I spread the plague to all with whom I come into contact”.

 

“Give me Liberty or Give Me Death” and Death to all with whom I come into contact”.

Is our country going to surrender to know-nothing political leaders and their know-nothing followers? Or are we going to vote them out of office making them abjectly crawl into their dens of ignorance and hatred...defeated until another Joseph McCarthy, Father Coughlin or another trump arises from the fetid swamps of ignorance, hatred, greed and lust for power?

Wear a Mask, Social Distance, Wash Hands and Stay Home. Maintain your Freedom to Live, Love, Create, Teach and Learn.

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trump takes Tulsa by Storm, Easily Drinks Water from Glass

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Well, WikiLeekZ got to see and hear most of the president’s Tulsa oration last night.

Our country needed to hear him describe his extremely arduous sacrifice at West Point …for about 10 or 15 minutes as he explained fully his inability to walk down a ramp and his valiant sacrifice in saluting the graduates…which, by the way, reminded me of brave soldiers in the battles of Falluja, Gettysburg or the Corregidor march. 

What a sacrifice trump made that day at West Point! And the heat! The nation will long remember and never forget that date-June 13, 2020, when trump sacrificed his all for the good of the country. That’s my kind of leader; a leader whose strenuous activity made it impossible for him to lift even a glass of water with one hand. WikiLeekZ bows to his patriotism.

trump spent approximately 15% of his talk in Tulsa chronicling his heroism at West Point. He then gave his description of the riotous mobs of left-wingers outside the BOK Center which, he explained, lessened the expected overflow crowd because they couldn’t get in to hear Der Leader. Our Der Leader also kindly explained that the unrelenting Fake News stories contributed to a smaller crowd than expected.

He also spent many minutes describing how the so-called protestors would take over our country if Biden were elected, how all of the heroic monuments to the brave War of Northern Aggression leaders would be torn down and our economy would be in ruins.

All of this education and clarification of America at the crossroads was very enlightening to WikiLeekZ and feels as if it is entirely understandable that our Der Leader couldn’t find the time in his somewhat trumpish speech to pause for even a minute to commemorate the more than 120,000 Americans who have died in the past 3 months, the many others who have suffered horrific illness or thanked the nurses and doctors for their heroism… (although effort not as terrible as his West Point sacrifice).

Nor did his appreciated West Point narrative allow time to put forth an idea to revive the economy or assist those millions now in need and last but not least, his edifying history of recent events precluded him from telling us about how he was spending hours a day working with the CDC and NIH helping to mitigate the virus or educate us on the great work he was doing to advance justice and equality for all.

WikiLeekZ is sure he is doing those things even though we didn’t hear about them; after all he is the president or as some would call him Der Fuhrer leader right?  

   

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Trump Tulsa Rally Boon to Tulsa Economy

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In addition to the normal economic advantages of any large gathering to local businesses, trump’s rally will spark an economic revival, if only temporary, in Tulsa.

WikiLeekZ has learned that what hasn’t been told to prospective trump rally attendees is that when they sign the waiver to hold harmless trump, the RNC & the trump companies if they contract the Corona Virus at the rally, is that in finer print, finer than the already fine print, is a clause stating that every trump rally attendee will have to quarantine themselves in nearby hotels for 2 weeks to mitigate the community spread.

Hotels, restaurants, laundry services, and many other small businesses will prosper for the 2 weeks that the thousands will spend sequestered in their hotel rooms. Afterward, a certain percentage of rally-goers will have been tested positive for the virus which will further enhance the coffers of mortuaries, funeral homes, ambulance companies, florists, newspaper obit column space and other death-related businesses.

This boost to the Tulsa economy has not gone unnoticed by the trump reelection committee. Ahead of the rally, they are producing TV and radio ads heralding the upsurge in the Tulsa economy that trump has wrought; ads to be run after trump skedaddles out of town.

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“Heck of a Job, Donnie”- V Putin

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So far, trump, Pence, the CDC and many of the right wing governors and talking heads are following Putin’s orders to a ‘t’.

It seems as if Putin’s goal, carried out by lapdog Donnie, is to kill and weaken as many Americans as possible by the Corona Virus so that the Red Menace can easily take over America.

In heaven’s name, why else would trump and his sycophantic henchmen go around without masks, order states to open, have big indoor rallies and quash governmental health agencies? In essence, doing nothing, or worse, as ‘t’ has done in regard to the Corona Virus is precisely what doctor Putin has ordered.

My god, we’re still seeing one thousand plus DEATHS per day! trump and his team are AWOL as far as informing the public and supplying Americans with proper equipment and FEMA is AWOL as well and that’s just a small fraction of the malevolent incompetence and malicious neglect by officials.

All of this added to trump’s racist militarism is threatening our democracy.

And to think that all is happening because Putin has a Golden Shower film of trump! Why else would trump be (in)acting in this way? A new hotel in Moscow?

America is surrendering not with a bang, but with a whimper.

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Protestors Spike Economy-trump Takes Credit

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The Council of Economic Advisors has come out with a study linking the Protest Movement to a Spike in the Economy. Data from 6 sections of the country indicate that sales of goods and services associated with the peaceful marchers such as T-Shirts, Bottles of Water, Masks, Gloves and Goggles have driven a 2% increase in the national economy.

Other factors include previous collectors and wearers of Hawaiian Shirts have had to order new shirts to replace their Boogaloo Boys-themed wardrobe so as not to be mistaken for that right-wing, AK-47-toting anti-American group.

Ironically, sales of black pants, shirts and hoodies have also risen due mostly to the need to replenish the torn and ripped outfits worn by both Antifa and White Nationalist anarchists.

However, one troubling sector are online sales of MAGA hats and gear from trump’s merchandising machine which are declining precipitously due to trump fans’ fear of appearing really stupid and bigoted in public.

According to the report, florist shops are doing extremely well as Americans purchase and lay flowers in tribute to fallen victims of police violence and BLM tee shirts made by individuals and mom and pop shops are soaring.  

National and local newspapers and radio and TV stations are doing very well because of increased readership and viewership and Magic Markers and Sharpie sales have reached all time highs due to the proliferation of homemade signs.

And, last but not least, there is an uptick in military-grade protective wall and fencing brought about by trump’s order that not only the White House but all of his hotels and golf courses be surrounded by 8 foot high protective fencing.

Naturally, trump was buoyed by the report and issued a statement at a hastily called press conference proclaiming his genius for adding gasoline to the flames of police violence protesting.

Trump took no questions before retreating to his bunker along with a big enough supply of Big Macs and Diet Cokes to last until November.

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trump Proudly Releases List of Top Military Officials in Total Support of his Policies

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In the last few days there has been a cascade of top US retired military officers scolding and calling out trump for years of chicanery and constitutional violations. The clearing of the peaceful protestors for trump’s Bible photo op seemed to have been the last straw that drove these men to criticize trump.

Today, trump excoriated Colin Powell, yesterday John Kelly and the day before General Mattis. While WikiLeekZ can find lots wrong with the ways in which Powell and Kelly conducted themselves while holding very high political positions, at least they seem to have seen the light now.

In response to the rebuffs from top former US military officers, trump has promised to reveal his list of ‘very high, very strong, the best and strongest-my generals’ to the nation.

WikiLeekZ has obtained an advanced copy of the list of trump’s top military brass and must admit that indeed, it does contain some of the most powerful military leaders in the world.

A partial listing of Military men in full support of trump…

Supreme Commander in Chief  Vladimir Putin

Chief of General Staff       General Valery Gerasimov

Minister of Defense         General Sergey Shoigu               

Commander-in-Chief and chairman of the Central Military Commission           Kim Jong-un

General Political Bureau                               General Kim Jong-gwan

Chief of General Staff                  Vice Marshal     Pak Jong-chon

Chairman of the Central Military Commission China    Xi Jinping

Vice-Chairmen of the Central Military Commission           Air Force General   Xu Qilang

Minister of National Defense     General     Wei Fenghe       

                                                                                                                                                                                                      

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trump Finally Has His Wall!!

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WikiLeekZ has learned that trump heard someone say that a wall is the best thing to keep out the plague or protestors…so within 2 days

‘nobody has ever seen such fast, great, construction…and strong-very strong’-trump,

The wall went up and with the wall, the bible, his bleach and UV light and his bunker; trump is feeling quite safe now.

WikiLeekZ has heard from the Secret Service that the wall is “standard anti-riot fencing and ranges from seven feet to more than nine feet high”—  

Mexico has offered to pay for the wall; and they aren’t the first. Many, countries, individuals and human rights organizations throughout the world have offered to fund construction of the wall if trump will agree to stay inside and let the doctors and scientists lead the fight against the Corona Virus.

WikiLeekZ reminds us that at this date 108,000+ Americans have died from the Corona virus!

Build That Wall, Build That Wall, Build That Wall, Build That Wall, Build That Wall!...

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Words to keep in mind- Our so-called president of all the people

Fascism           Dictatorship     Authoritarianism       Bullying           Violence     Hatred

Cowardly                Weak        Pathetic     Afraid        Ignorant          Fearful       Craven

        Autocratic      Totalitarianism           Despotism       Tyrannical      Repression    

trumpcare Provided Cure from Corona Virus to Marchers

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WikiLeekZ concedes that trump is well-known and appreciated for his, humanity, largess and his generosity. He demonstrated that trait yet again when he tear gassed, for free no less, the peaceful demonstrators in front of the White House recently.

trump heard someone say or maybe saw it on Fox ‘News’ that tear gas, in combination with UV light or hydroxychloroquine would cure the Corona Virus. So, before he took a stroll outside the White House, he had his troops provide a dose of tear gas to 1000’s of America’s finest citizens. He also, at considerable expense, made certain that the gas would be well-circulated so he had a helicopter fly low over the assembled crowd to disperse the chemical cure to everyone.

Trump was delighted with the results as He watched the marchers shed tears of joy in appreciation of His kindness. In an acknowledgement of His beneficial action, He solemnly made a pilgrimage to St John’s Church where He joyfully and triumphantly held the bible aloft to signify His Greatness.  

It was reported that His Disciples, who had accompanied Him to St John’s, were rapturous as they accompanied Der Leader back to the White House in a state of what only can be described as Pious Euphoria.

“trumpcare for all” accompanied by trumpets and led by Jared, was the glorious chant heard throughout the White House and Republican Senate chambers following His modern-day Miracle

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Special note of appreciation to Cindy

A Love Letter from  trump’s Good Friends

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Trump announced a press conference at Noon EST to make public what he calls a ‘Love Letter’ from his very good friends. “All very good people- the best. They know how to rule a country and they love trump”.

WikiLeekZ obtained a copy from a disgruntled intelligence officer which follows.

Our Dear Mr President,

We are writing to congratulate you on you latest triumph. Today, you finally displayed the true character you were destined to demonstrate to your people and the world.

Although not yet in effect, the Insurrection Act has been long overdue...but you’re doing it, that’s the main thing...better late than never.

Those mounted police in DC yesterday were a nice touch- so cute but you’ll soon come to realize that tanks are a much more efficient weapon against your people.

And, Mr President, you showed remarkable restraint by using tear gas on the peaceful demonstrators. We all suggest that next time, you would be well-advised to use Sarin or Mustard gas. You’ll find that you won’t have to deal with those thugs (you word) ever again. “My dad, Hafez, used it frequently”, Bashar opined.

Of course, we assume that you have plans to ‘replace’ the 4 Democratic Supreme Court Justices as well as Pelosi and Schumer, demand loyalty oaths from the Joint Chiefs of Staff and replace governors Newsome, Pritzer, Inslee and Cuomo, right?

Taking control of the NY Times & Washington Post with their TV stations is a must. Please see our attached list of subversives that you will need to imprison or, better still, liquidate including such figures as Rachel Maddow, Anderson Cooper, WikiLeekZ, Geo Soros and A Fauci.

We know you’re considering cancelling the election, but you’ll find it completely unnecessary because we’ve taken all the necessary steps to insure your reelection. That way, it will be easier for you when you begin rounding up all of your opponents past, present and future.

We’re building many prisons in very inhospitable areas to take care of the overflow in your country...and there will be an overflow. That is unless you choose to simply liquidate them...problem solved.

Important Note: we have special detention facilities for the Blacks, Browns and Jews you’re planning to capture.

We look forward to attending your Inauguration next year.

Warmly,

Vlad, Kim, Recep and Bashar.