Trump Tulsa Rally
Boon to Tulsa Economy
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In addition to the normal economic advantages of any large
gathering to local businesses, trump’s rally will spark an economic revival, if
only temporary, in Tulsa.
WikiLeekZ has learned that what hasn’t been told to
prospective trump rally attendees is that when they sign the waiver to hold
harmless trump, the RNC & the trump companies if they contract the Corona
Virus at the rally, is that in finer print, finer than the already fine print,
is a clause stating that every trump rally attendee will have to quarantine themselves
in nearby hotels for 2 weeks to mitigate the community spread.
Hotels, restaurants, laundry services, and many other small
businesses will prosper for the 2 weeks that the thousands will spend
sequestered in their hotel rooms. Afterward, a certain percentage of
rally-goers will have been tested positive for the virus which will further
enhance the coffers of mortuaries, funeral homes, ambulance companies,
florists, newspaper obit column space and other death-related businesses.
This boost to the Tulsa economy has not gone unnoticed by the
trump reelection committee. Ahead of the rally, they are producing TV and radio
ads heralding the upsurge in the Tulsa economy that trump has wrought; ads to
be run after trump skedaddles out of town.
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