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trump takes Tulsa by Storm, Easily Drinks Water from Glass

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Well, WikiLeekZ got to see and hear most of the president’s Tulsa oration last night.

Our country needed to hear him describe his extremely arduous sacrifice at West Point …for about 10 or 15 minutes as he explained fully his inability to walk down a ramp and his valiant sacrifice in saluting the graduates…which, by the way, reminded me of brave soldiers in the battles of Falluja, Gettysburg or the Corregidor march. 

What a sacrifice trump made that day at West Point! And the heat! The nation will long remember and never forget that date-June 13, 2020, when trump sacrificed his all for the good of the country. That’s my kind of leader; a leader whose strenuous activity made it impossible for him to lift even a glass of water with one hand. WikiLeekZ bows to his patriotism.

trump spent approximately 15% of his talk in Tulsa chronicling his heroism at West Point. He then gave his description of the riotous mobs of left-wingers outside the BOK Center which, he explained, lessened the expected overflow crowd because they couldn’t get in to hear Der Leader. Our Der Leader also kindly explained that the unrelenting Fake News stories contributed to a smaller crowd than expected.

He also spent many minutes describing how the so-called protestors would take over our country if Biden were elected, how all of the heroic monuments to the brave War of Northern Aggression leaders would be torn down and our economy would be in ruins.

All of this education and clarification of America at the crossroads was very enlightening to WikiLeekZ and feels as if it is entirely understandable that our Der Leader couldn’t find the time in his somewhat trumpish speech to pause for even a minute to commemorate the more than 120,000 Americans who have died in the past 3 months, the many others who have suffered horrific illness or thanked the nurses and doctors for their heroism… (although effort not as terrible as his West Point sacrifice).

Nor did his appreciated West Point narrative allow time to put forth an idea to revive the economy or assist those millions now in need and last but not least, his edifying history of recent events precluded him from telling us about how he was spending hours a day working with the CDC and NIH helping to mitigate the virus or educate us on the great work he was doing to advance justice and equality for all.

WikiLeekZ is sure he is doing those things even though we didn’t hear about them; after all he is the president or as some would call him Der Fuhrer leader right?  

   

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