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A Love Letter from  trump’s Good Friends

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Trump announced a press conference at Noon EST to make public what he calls a ‘Love Letter’ from his very good friends. “All very good people- the best. They know how to rule a country and they love trump”.

WikiLeekZ obtained a copy from a disgruntled intelligence officer which follows.

Our Dear Mr President,

We are writing to congratulate you on you latest triumph. Today, you finally displayed the true character you were destined to demonstrate to your people and the world.

Although not yet in effect, the Insurrection Act has been long overdue...but you’re doing it, that’s the main thing...better late than never.

Those mounted police in DC yesterday were a nice touch- so cute but you’ll soon come to realize that tanks are a much more efficient weapon against your people.

And, Mr President, you showed remarkable restraint by using tear gas on the peaceful demonstrators. We all suggest that next time, you would be well-advised to use Sarin or Mustard gas. You’ll find that you won’t have to deal with those thugs (you word) ever again. “My dad, Hafez, used it frequently”, Bashar opined.

Of course, we assume that you have plans to ‘replace’ the 4 Democratic Supreme Court Justices as well as Pelosi and Schumer, demand loyalty oaths from the Joint Chiefs of Staff and replace governors Newsome, Pritzer, Inslee and Cuomo, right?

Taking control of the NY Times & Washington Post with their TV stations is a must. Please see our attached list of subversives that you will need to imprison or, better still, liquidate including such figures as Rachel Maddow, Anderson Cooper, WikiLeekZ, Geo Soros and A Fauci.

We know you’re considering cancelling the election, but you’ll find it completely unnecessary because we’ve taken all the necessary steps to insure your reelection. That way, it will be easier for you when you begin rounding up all of your opponents past, present and future.

We’re building many prisons in very inhospitable areas to take care of the overflow in your country...and there will be an overflow. That is unless you choose to simply liquidate them...problem solved.

Important Note: we have special detention facilities for the Blacks, Browns and Jews you’re planning to capture.

We look forward to attending your Inauguration next year.

Warmly,

Vlad, Kim, Recep and Bashar.