WikiLeekZ
Declares trump a Cereal Killer
WikiLeekZ is
Our Name…Satire is Our Game
Because of the previously unimaginable toll of Covid 19 Deaths in America
(up to 125,000), and after a few seconds of Deep Thinking, WikiLeekZ has
decided that we must now and forever declare that trump is a Cereal Killer.
WikiLeekZ is joined in that decision by none other than revered Military
Leaders such as General Mills and Capn Crunch. Other well-respected national
figures such as Tony the Tiger and Count Chocula join in the condemnation of
this completely Froot Loops president.
Uncle Sam (Attune Foods) and every Quaker (Oats) soul has Shredded (Wheat) the Nut (s n Honey) president’s idea of adding Lysol to your Cheerios as a Lucky Charm (s) against the plague.
trump even Sugar Coated (Frosted Flakes) his suggestion that eating Wheaties the Breakfast of Champions with a pitcher
of Clorox in a crowded bar is a Total danger.
trump’s motto; “gets your Kix while sharing your Special K with a
crowd of strangers in packed church Sunday mornings…It’s Greaaaaat!”
WikiLeekZ is
NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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