NFL Players vote to Move En Masse to the Canadian Football League

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In a statement today, the Canadian Football League (CFL) said that it welcomes NFL players moving to Canada to play football.

The players union, in response to Trump’s statement that players 'shouldn't be in the country'  voted to leave the NFL for the CFL before they are jailed, or worse… for not standing during the National Anthem.

The CFL statement was in response to the NFL saying that players who do not stand during the National Anthem will be fined and Trump’s follow-up statement in which Trump praised the NFL's anthem policy, saying protesters maybe 'shouldn't be in the country'.

MLB, the NHL , MLS and the NBA will consider a similar move after their seasons end.

Rudy Giuliani and other Trump legal advisers are looking into the necessity of keeping the First Amendment and will report to Trump soon.

Some say that this is simply a Trump diversionary attempt to take the heat off of the Intelligence service’s meeting with Nunes and Gowdy today.

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US ELECTED OFFICIALS AND THE NRA OFFER THEIR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS…

THEY PRAY ONLY TO THEIR GODS OF DEATH AND SORROW IN ORDER TO RETAIN THEIR ‘GOD-GIVEN’ 2^ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS TO CONTINUE MAKING GUNS FOR PROFIT WHILE OUR YOUNG, INNOCENT KIDS CONTINUE TO BE SLAUGHTERED.

Why else on earth would these craven people want the slaughter to continue?

USA School Shootings since the 1990’s resulting in 3 or more deaths.                                                  

           Dead     Wounded

November 1, 1991           Iowa City, Iowa                 6              1

May 1, 1992        Olivehurst, California                    4              10

February 2, 1996               Moses Lake, WA              3              1

August 15, 1996                San Diego, California       3              0

October 1, 1997                Pearl, Mississippi              3              7

December 1, 1997            W Paducah, Kentucky       3              5

March 24, 1998    Craighead County, Arkansas         5              10

May 21, 1998      Springfield, Oregon                        4              23

April 20, 1999     Littleton, Colorado                         15           21

January 16, 2002               Grundy, Virginia               3              3

June 11, 2002     Conception, Missouri                      3              2

October 28, 2002              Tucson, Arizona                4              0

March 21, 2005   Red Lake, Minnesota                     10           7

September 2, 2006          Shepherdstown, WV           3              0

October 2, 2006                Nickel Mines, PA              6              3

April 16, 2007          Blacksburg, Virginia                  33           23

February 8, 2008               Baton Rouge, LA               3              0

February 14, 2008            DeKalb, Illinois                  6              21

February 12, 2010            Huntsville, Alabama           3              3

February 27, 2012            Chardon, Ohio                    3              3

April 2, 2012                Oakland, California                7              3

December 14, 2012         Newtown, CT                      28           2

January 15, 2013               Hazard, Kentucky             3              0

October 24, 2014              Marysville, WA                  5              1

October 1, 2015                Roseburg, Oregon             10           9

April 10, 2017       San Bernardino, California           3              1

November 14, 2017         Rancho Tehama CA           6              18

February 14, 2018            Parkland, Florida               17           14

May 18, 2018      Santa Fe, Texas                              10           10

Since the 1990’s there have been 29 mass school shootings resulting in at least 3 deaths at each school. In that same period, there have been an additional 262 school shootings where at least 1 person has been shot and wounded. Most of the shootings have resulted in at least one death.

WHERE WILL THE NEXT YOUNG LIVES BE TRAGICALLY ENDED IN A FUSILLADE OF VIOLENCE?

Will it be at a school near you or at your kid’s or grandchildren’s school?

 Let's not forget massacres at churches, theaters, concerts, offices, nightclubs and other locations where innocent people gather for fun, communion and relaxation.

Haven't we suffered enough as a nation? Haven't the gun crowd earned enough money from these instruments manufactured only to kill? 

When will we say ENOUGH killing, ENOUGH PROFIT FROM DEATH AND SADNESS?

Dems beg Michael Avenatti to run for President

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After about a hundred successful prime time cable news channel appearances taking down the president and his henchmen, Democratic Leadership threw up their hands, sang hallelujah and sent emissaries to Michael Avenatti to implore him to run against Trump in 2020…contingent upon Trump’s not being in prison.

Avenatti has shown himself to be the only Democrat able to get under Trump’s thin skin and in turn, not receive a Twitter storm of derision and ridicule. In fact, Radio Silence has been maintained in regard to Avenatti at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

The Dems seem to think that Stormy Daniel’s attorney has some absolutely awful, Kryptonite-like dirt on the president that will insure a Democratic president elected in 2020. Strange as it may seem, there is a groundswell to have Stormy Daniels on the ticket as the Vice Presidential candidate. They argue, who would you rather have…Sarah Palin or Stormy Daniels? As a Vice President...in charge of Vice, of course. Our nation needs a good Vice Squad.

The funny thing about it all is that through cloak and dagger negotiations, WikiLeekZ has found out that Trump has offered the sky to Avenatti if he would jump from Daniels’s to his defense. He’s even dangled a spot on the Republican ticket in 2020 as VP…contingent upon getting Trump off the hot seat in all of his legal problems.

The conundrum:

No Democratic nomination for Avenatti if he is successful in getting Trump in legal trouble.

Will Avenatti jump over to Trump’s side and save him, in order to become the Democratic presidential candidate?

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Giuliani joins a historical list…Judas, Benedict Arnold, Brutus and Giuliani

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WikiLeekZ wonders if newly appointed Trump lawyer, Rudolph Giuliani, is actually on the payroll of Never Trumpers as he made gaffs and incriminating statements on national TV about Trump, Russia, Stormy and Cohen.

President Trump tried to help Rudy and clean up the mess by stating…

“He just started yesterday, He’ll get his facts straight
He wasn’t totally familiar with everything
And Rudy, we love Rudy, he’s a special guy
I say, you know what, learn before you speak
It’s a lot easier” –Donald J Trump

WikiLeekZ  has come to the conclusion that Trump needs Giuliani like…
Jesus needed Judas
Washington needed Benedict Arnold
Caesar needed Brutus
Norway needed Quisling and
Trump needed Bannon

It won’t be long before Rudy joins the ever increasing list of departed Trump enablers or is relegated to a cramped, dark, windowless office at the end of the hall in the White House Legal Department.

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Trump Wrote His Own College Letter of Recommendation

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It came to light recently that Trump dictated his own medical report. WikiLeekZ has discovered a trove of copies of other Trump-written, self-serving letters in an old leather trunk in a New Jersey warehouse. Evidentially, Trump has been writing false author letters for decades.

WikiLeekZ has in its possession, dozens of letters written by Donald Trump under various Noms des Plumes ranging from a Mother’s Day letter to college application letters of recommendation to purported financial documents from accounting firms and many responses to ‘Dear John’ letters.

Samples below:

Letter accompanying Trump’s college applications

To Whom It May Concern,

I have been the private after-school tutor for Donald John Trump during the past 10 years. I am pleased to announce to the world that Mr Trump has amazingly excelled in all of his studies with me from Algebra to Zoology and has shown an astonishingly incredible intelligence in every subject we have studied.

He has always been on time to our class, has never uttered a cross word and has shown a remarkable patience when pointing out my lack of understanding of advance particle physics. I can unequivocally state that Donal J Trump has had the best attitude and study habits I have ever witnessed and when he enters your hallowed institution, he will be the best student ever to graduate from your university.

In the last 12 months alone, he has learned Swahili, mastered the game of Go and has read the collected works of Dante, Plato and Sun Tzu in the original languages. He has also excelled at 4 major sports and volunteered with Mother Teresa in India for 2 weeks. His physical strength and stamina are absolutely extraordinary.

Donald J Trump has decided to spend his time in study thus finding no time for girls, tobacco or liquor.

Sincerely,

Joe Jones, Professor Emeritus, Trump University

Letter to His mother on Mother’s Day

Dear Mother of Donald J Trump,

                                                                                                                                                                    You must be the most beautiful, most intelligent and most resourceful mother in history…just look at me, your son!

I’m great, Mother, as you certainly know! There is no one you know as smart, clever and dissembling  as I am…you said it yourself when I lied to you about the cookies I stole when you said my my, Donnie, aren’t you the clever one to blame your brother and sister for the cookie theft even though they were away at camp! Who else would come up with such a dissembling excuse…no one I know!....

I know that you will enjoy spending this Mother’s day just thinking of how lucky you are to have given birth to the most handsome, most intelligent and healthiest child in the Bronx.

My wish is for you to be able to spend many more Mother’s Days giving thanks to me and God for the glory and respect that is reflected from me toward you.

Sincerely,

Donald John Trump, Esq.

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