Friday, May 28, 2021

 Senate Calls for a Vote on Existence of Sun

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In the wake of Senate republicans rejecting the formation of a January 6 Commission, Democrats hope to establish at least one commonly held American belief.

In order to bring a modicum of reality to American discourse, Democrats are sponsoring a bill

confirming the existence of our ‘Solar System’s’ Sun. To be certain that all republicans understand which ‘Sun’ the bill refers to, the bill describes the Sun as ‘That large orb 93 million miles from Earth that rises in the morning and sets at night’

Further describing the ‘Sun’...’it’s the reason we have sunscreen and wear sunglasses’.

If there is still confusion on the part of republican Senators the bill says ‘it’s that hot yellow thing in the sky’.

Pundits believe that VP Harris will have to cast the deciding vote assuring Americans that the Sun does in fact exist. Long-time Senate watchers cannot find one republican Senator who has the scientific training to verify the existence of the Sun. To date, all republican Senators have issued ‘no comment’ statements when asked if they believe the Sun exists.

Some Senators have floated the idea that Antifa is responsible for holding a big yellow balloon over America...posing as the Sun and Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky told the Senate that he read somewhere on the internet that Galileo had been proven wrong.

The irony is not lost on 70% of US citizens that however republicans vote, the Sun will rise tomorrow morning.

A vote on the existence of the Moon is scheduled for next week.

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Tuesday, May 25, 2021

 trump/MTG to head republican ticket in ’24.

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Today, MTG visited trump in Mar Al Lago (meaning Eagle’s Nest in Spanish German), where he asked Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green to be his 2024 VP running mate.

trump, if anything is not stupidly unaware of republican voter requirements. After MTG likened mask-wearing to the Nazi’s making Jews wear a yellow star, her ratings among republican voters soared - according to Yahoo News.

trump flat out admitted to MTG that he was leaning toward Matt Gaetz as his running mate but when MTG called Speaker Pelosi ‘Madam Maskhole’, that sealed the deal for trump.  

The two completely crazy, f…ing jerks plan a series of fund raising rallies for the summer with trump stipulating that MTG continue to be mask-less.

A close advisor to trump intimated that trump was hoping that MTG would contract a serious case of Covid 19, drop out of the race after tens of millions of dollars have been raised - chiefly by MTG and trump could then pocket the money and pick Gaetz in her place for another exciting round of fund raising.

trump’s expectation is that Gaetz will be in jail early next year on sex with minor charges so that trump could rake in the new ‘Gaetz’ loot. Then, trump would be able to pick his actual first choice – Buffalo Man and see his ratings ascend to incredible heights among republicans. Behind closed doors, trump says that by choosing Buffalo Man, America will not have been so excited about a VP candidate since Sarah Palin, who was his very first  first choice except that she landed in prison for shooting baby seals from a helicopter.

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Wednesday, May 19, 2021

 

WikiLeekZ presents the 2020-2021   Kind of…Faux

                 DARWIN AWARDS

The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally purposely remove themselves from the … gene pool.

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By now, most of us have heard of, even read some of the ways humans with Questionable Rationality (QR) have come to an unfortunate, pre-mature end to their lives and thus improving the human gene pool ever so slightly. Unfortunately, there seems to be an unending supply of these humans of QR.

For the past year, the world’s best brains in medicine and science have demonstrated and pleaded to fellow humans that in order to eradicate the Corona virus, we (the world population) need to reach Herd Immunity. In order to achieve this goal human beings must get vaccinated.

However 41% of Republicans still refuse the get vaccinated and get this; that’s even after their Dear Leader was vaccinated months ago.

Thus…WikiLeekZ nominates the 41% of Republicans who still refuse to get vaccinated as the 2020-2021 recipients of the Darwin Awards.

They deserve to win the award en masse because of their irrationality, scientific ignorance, lack of care for their family, neighbors and country and their abject stupidity.

For them, fortunately, science and the humanity and intelligence shown by their fellow citizens by getting vaccinated and reaching Herd Immunity, may save them from Death by Darwinism to allow them to prematurely meet their maker in some other inconceivably stupid manner.

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Friday, May 14, 2021

Goebbels, Orwell and Kevin Mc McCarthy

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“I don’t think anybody is questioning the legitimacy of the presidential election,” – Republican Minority Leader McCarthy told reporters recently despite the fact that on the same day, McCarthy led the fight to remove Liz Cheney from her position for saying . “… I will not sit back and watch in silence while others lead our party down a path that abandons the rule of law and joins the former president’s crusade to undermine our democracy”

The WDC January 6th event “more closely resembled a ‘normal tourist visit’ than a deadly attack -  Republican Congressman  Albert Clyde of  GA, yesterday

WikiLeekZ will have to check, but it sounds as if the McCarthy/Clyde/republican branch of the Goebbels/Orwellian Historical Society copied those remarks right out of Orwell’s 1984.

Mc Carthy/Clyde and their Scardey-Cat followers in the House seem to be perpetually stuck in an anti-democratic Goebbels/Orwell continuous loop by:

 #1- Constantly repeating the Big Lie that the 2020 Presidential election was stolen from trump.  Goebbels - “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it”

and

 #2-channeling Orwell and 1984… “Who controls the past, controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.”

’Intellectual honesty is a crime in any totalitarian country"                                                                                                              

So, WikiLeekZ has come to believe that two of the most dangerous political concepts of the 20th Century are now deeply embedded in the DNA of today’s republican Party and are an immediate threat to democracy in the nation.

You’ve been warned and this tagline has never been truer.

Silence is Complicity

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Saturday, May 8, 2021

 WikiTorial

Face Book Oversight Board Kicks Can Down the Road

Hurray, America trump-free for Six More Months on FB!

Hurray! The Face Book Oversight Board gives us a six month reprieve from the loud, obnoxious, lying crap from former high office holder, trump. Facebook’s Oversight Board said FB should uphold the ban on former President Donald Trump’s account for now.

The Face Book Oversight Board has kicked the can down the road and told Face Book to make their own decision based on definable rules that they must write.

The Board said in its decision Wednesday that it was “not appropriate for Facebook to impose the indeterminate and standard-less penalty of indefinite suspension,” asking the site (FB) to review that part of the decision within the next six months.

In response to the continuation of the imposed FB ban, the former dear leader wrote…

“What Facebook, Twitter, and Google have done is a total disgrace and an embarrassment to our country.”

“A total disgrace, an embarrassment to our country”? Gee, that reminds me of something - oh yeah…I know, that’s exactly what trump has done for the past 5 years…been a total disgrace and embarrassment to the United States.

Continuing in his response (obviously written by someone who could string 2 or 3 sentences together)…

“Free Speech has been taken away from the President of the United States because the Radical Left Lunatics are afraid of the truth, but the truth will come out anyway, bigger and stronger than ever before,” Trump said in his statement, which ended with: “These corrupt social media companies must pay a political price, and must never again be allowed to destroy and decimate* our Electoral Process.”

Holy crap! Has trump started drinking? Or has the FL sun so affected him while on the course, so as to cause a brain malfunction resulting in a complete loss of memory of events of the last 5 years?

Yeah, I’m just kidding, he’s always been like this and has prospered from his totally senseless fables and lies.

Gigantic tomes could (and will) be researched and written about Face Book, the Oversight Board and trump’s relationship with FB.

I’m going to begin with the Oversight Board (OB).

I became curious as to who sits on the OB. A Google search turned up the information easily.

The Oversight Board currently has 20 members; 15 of whom are non US citizen; six are Human Rights advocates; there are three Journalists and ten Lawyers; nine are Women.                                                                                                                                                   

Who am I to say what the composition of the FB Oversight board should be? However, it’s my understanding that even though some international issues have arisen and by the way, if you haven’t noticed, FB is an international company, the overriding, most important critical question of the day for FB is - what is Mark Zuckerberg going to do about Donald trump and his disgustingly corrupt and lying statements? About EVERYTHING!? And, should he be permitted to voice those totally false, never ending lies on FB whenever and however his reptilian brain and little fingers have the urge?

Granted, who the president of the US is an international issue, but the trump question mostly resides in the US and in the information the US citizens and by extension, the voters, will be fed.

Information is a tricky thing these days especially with so many citizens having access to all sorts of social media and various platforms enabling them to espouse their various points of view and agendas.

So, with so much stuff in the ether, “who you goin’ to trust”?

You’re going to trust the President or, at a minimum, you should be able to trust the president. That’s pretty much the way it’s been in America. But our last president is uniquely untrustworthy, to say the least.

One would think, looking objectively, that men and women elected to high – or even low offices should be # 1 on the ‘you can trust’ list. And, the corollary is that those in office should be allowed to use the highest and most public means of disseminating the information that the public needs to know to be informed and make educated decisions based upon true, timely information.

But what happens when the president and others knowingly post false information to assist in their desire for power and riches? Simply put, should FB and other platforms allow lies and corrupt information to be published over their platforms without any oversight simply because the person is a high office holder?

The answer is clear; of course not. Not if we want to continue living in a country based upon facts, evidence, truth, honor and a democratic process.

I became curious as to the current composition of the OB. I was astonished to learn that currently, 75% of OB membership is made up of Non-US citizens.

So, and this is my foundational statement. The Oversight Board, when they investigate and rule on a strictly American issue, should be composed principally of Americans.

Maybe FB needs two Oversight Boards? One for issues in the US and another for foreign country free speech issues.

And how about that word, American? Americans are a diverse people, we’re not 50% lawyers or one third human rights advocates.  Lawyers are not the only patriotic Americans and are not the only smart, courageous people in the country interested in freedom of speech.

The Oversight Board is currently composed of twenty (20) members:

15  Non-US  citizens from:  Ghana, Yemen, India, Kenya, Australia, Denmark, Columbia, Brazil, Cameroon, UK, Pakistan, Hungary, Indonesia, Taiwan and Israel. They are paid $240,000 US/year.  6 human rights advocates, 10 Lawyers, 3 Journalists,  9 Women.                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I think we can assume that all of these people on the FB OB are intelligent, well-educated, earnest, honest people but they bring a certain point of view and life experience with them onto the Board and as I stated before, three fourths are not US citizens! An astounding percentage considering that recently, they made a momentous decision which will affect the future of American politics and every US citizen.

The other thing as far as I’m concerned is how about adding an American political historian, a person steeped in contemporary politics and American civil rights, a Latino-American labor union leader, an Asian-American scientist or others to get diverse opinions?

Get rid of a few lawyers

In this overriding question about trump resuming his perch as a former president, liar and provocateur, FB should not rely upon Board members who are not intimately acquainted with the US to make such far-reaching decisions affecting you and me.

In making historic, significant decisions, the OB needs people who not only live in the US, but follow the news daily and talk, discuss and learn from their fellow Americans each day of their lives

Zeny.

*Decimation was a form of Roman military discipline in which every tenth man in a group was executed by members of his cohort.

Friday, May 7, 2021

 The Scaredy-Cat Republicans

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Another frightened, sissy Republican-controlled toss-up state passed a bill today limiting voter rights and making it much more difficult to vote. Can you believe that Florida Republicans are afraid of the elderly and the youth voters of Florida? Afraid that they may cast their votes for the candidates and party which is actually trying to make their lives better. It’s astounding to WikiLeekZ that such loud, bellowing, Second Amendment-misinterpreting Fat Cat politicians are still blindly following a corpulent, mean bully as their Der Fuhrer Dear Leader.

Like the Florida Scaredy-Cats, other Republican-controlled states across this beautiful country are wimping out, terrified of people of color actually engaging in their democratic right to vote. The cowards in these states have crafted more than 200 bills limiting citizens’ ability to vote which are now in various legislative stages.

These Fraidy-Cats are so petrified they will lose elections - that instead of passing legislation to benefit all Americans and gain votes, they have devised a Machiavellian plan to make it even more difficult for a large segment of society to exercise their right to vote. 

Except for a few Tom Cats, the Republican Party is now composed wholly of petrified Scardey-Cats pawing through their litter boxes hoping to dig up the disastrous piece of orange crap to help save their jobs and power.

They need someone to come and clean up their litter boxes.

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Saturday, May 1, 2021

 Nostradamus or trump…Who was the Greater profit Prophet?

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WikiLeekZ has assembled a list of predictions trump made with great fanfare prior to the 2020 election…which he lost, by the way. Yes, he really did, contrary to the beliefs of 70% of Republicans!

a)       if his Democratic opponent, Joe Biden, is elected, "no one will be safe."

b)      Called Biden, the former vice president, "weak" and suggesting he is a pawn

c)      "If the left gains power, they will demolish the suburbs, confiscate your guns and appoint justices who will wipe away your Second Amendment and other constitutional freedoms”,

d)      "There will be no school, no graduations, no weddings, no Thanksgiving, no Christmas, no Fourth of July. There will be no nothing, there will be no future. Other than that, it's quite a good plan, I think," Trump said, specifically addressing Biden's plan to combat the spread of the COVID-19 virus. 

e)      "Biden doesn't have a clue. The cure cannot be worse than the problem itself." 

f)       "He will deliver poverty, misery, depression. I will deliver jobs, jobs, jobs," Trump said, as thousands of people cheered while he spoke from the tarmac at Oakland County International Airport                                                                                                                                    

g)      President Trump, in an exclusive interview with FOX Business' Blake Burman, says presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden would raise taxes and raise regulations, leading to a market crash.

h)      United States President Donald Trump says a major economic collapse will be the price paid by Americans if the Biden-Harris administration wins the upcoming election.

i)        At the same time, he ominously warned of a "crash" on par with the 1929 nosedive that coincided with the Great Depression — if he loses reelection.

More than 600 years ago, Nostradamus (born 1503), made more correct prophesies about a future more than 600 years away than trump did in predicting the future mere months away.  

In the centuries since his death, people have credited him with accurately predicting pivotal events in history, from the French Revolution to the rise of Adolf Hitler to the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001 and even the 2020 coronavirus. His book, The Prophecies, was published in 1555, and has since earned him worldwide fame.

We’re still waiting for trump’s latest ghost-written book.

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