Tucker Carlson to Throw His Hat Into Ring

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Carlson’s  campaign slogan … He’s Farther Right than trump But Younger and Smarter

WikiLeekZ has learned that Tucker Carlson, darling of Far Right, Wing Nut Americans, will soon declare himself as a candidate for President of the United States.

According to Carlson, he resigned from Fox News to “Make America More American”

Tucker will name his running mate soon. They will campaign together to win the Republican Party nomination for President and VP of the US. Carlson’s choice for his running mate seems to be between extremists Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert and Carlson acolyte, George Santos.

But WikiLeekZ has an impeccable source that guarantees that Carlson will use his  charm to convince trump to be his running mate. He will promise trump that when they’re elected and after a short period in office, he’ll ‘develop’ an ailment that requires his resignation opening the door to a second trump presidency.

The WikiLeekZ source adds that when elected, Carlson will not, under any circumstances resign and in fact will aid the ongoing Fed investigations into trump to assure that trump will himself be out of office within a year.

Murdoch, as is his wont, will be kissing Carlson’s ass and together, Fox and its new- again friend will once more rule the airwaves in preparation for another nutty, dangerous four years and perhaps more.

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‘Hollywood Writers Overwhelmingly Vote to Authorize Strike’

Television and Movie Chiefs make panicked calls to Google

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WikiLeekZ has learned that in the light of a looming writer’s strike numerous CEO’s, showrunners and producers in the film and TV industries are making frantic calls to Google/Alphabet head honcho, Sundar Pichai, today. They’re setting up meetings, lunches and dinners with Pichai in order to be sure that Google’s Bard is up and running and ready to crank out completed, ready to-go-stories and scripts for a full season of movies, documentaries and TV shows for the upcoming season.

WikiLeekZ also recognizes that the top brass of the entertainment industry is dog-tired of script writers expecting to be paid a living wage for the stories they crank out, much of it drivel. They hope that Bard can crank out the same nonsense that the American public accepts on screens and that Bard can provide an endless supply of entertainment fodder without the writer-caused stress and expense. They all say- why not Bard?

The entertainment moguls all agreed that it’s a Brave New World out there and they must be prepared for A I to take over many important facets of human activity and life including entertainment.

In the course of their conversations and in answer to their question, they’ve learned that Google has almost completed an editing program called Samuel Johnson-SAMJ for short. It will not only edit Bard’s ‘writing’ but will be capable of editing all human activities from birth to death with a view toward making human beings much more logical and practical.

Apple is also working on an A I human editing program initially called SPOCK.

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Tanks, Sumo Wrestlers and Big Foot to Protect Tennessee School Children

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Recently, in response to the Nashville, TN school shooting, Tennessee’s Republican House Majority Leader William Lamberth said that to keep school safe… “I don’t care if we have to park a tank outside a school,”

What he also said, but not reported, was that “we should place a Patriot Missile battery, Big Foot and Sumo Wrestlers in every Tennessee school in order to keep our children safe from all of those crazies whom we allow to purchase assault rifles”.

Lamberth noted that since 376 well-armed officers did not intervene in the Uvalde school shooting, it would be useless to station police officers in every school as protection.

He also stated that his plan would guarantee full employment in the tank and missile industries, would be a boon to the Sumo Wrestling Union and help to integrate Big Feet into society.

Texas governor, Abbott, not to be outdone and worried that he might be upstaged as the official most interested in protecting school children from the best armed mass killers in the world proposed that armed Chechen fighters and Mafia enforcers from New Jersey take up residence on each US school campus.

Governor DeSantis and Donald trump outlined their own plans to protect kids by…

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Tennessee -  A Grotesque Display of Overt Racism and Absurdity

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You can’t make up this stuff!

These days it takes a lot to stun WikiLeekZ by political activity combined with plain ignorance, greed, bigotry and hatred. But the Republican majorly in the Tennessee House of Representatives managed to stun WikiLeekZ yesterday by expelling two of its members.

 

The reason given for kicking them out - for attending a protest rally of Tennesseans in the House chamber protesting gun violence - AKA murdering kids and teachers and calling for stronger gun control. Last week 6 human beings were murdered in a Nashville school including 3 young children.

 

There were three House members who joined in the protest. Two were expelled. Two were black and one was white. Guess which 2 of the 3 were expelled? Yeah, you guessed it correctly.

What’s next, WikiLeekZ asks? Are red state Republicans across the country considering following Tennessee’s example by expelling Democrats who don’t agree with them on a wide range of issues?

WikiLeekZ has discovered that Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Jim Jordan huddled today to figure out how they could get rid of those troublesome US House of Representatives Dems so that the GOP, an authoritarian, extremist political party can survive and thrive.

In a grotesque display of an acute lack of self-awareness, the Republican-led resolution to expel the members, described those protests as “disorderly behavior that ‘knowingly and intentionally’ brought disorder and dishonor to the (Tennessee) House of Representatives.”

Protesting the murder of 3 kids and their teachers brings “disorder and dishonor to the House of Representatives”!?  Whereas business as usual … doing nothing to control weapons such as AK-47’s  in order to lessen the mayhem, mutilation and murder of innocent kids is what responsible, caring officials should do?

WikiLeekZ states again…You can’t make up this stuff!

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OJ and trump- history’s most famous freeway rides

 

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trump again got what he wanted - a place in American history. Yesterday, trump’s widely-covered convoy drive to La Guardia airport, became firmly etched in millions of minds reminding Americans of the helicopter coverage of OJ’s infamous White Bronco drive along LA’s freeways.

 

trump also joins other recent US Presidents whose legacies, despite years of policy decisions and elections, are often reduced in history to one line. “Read my lips....”, I did not have sex with....”, “mission accomplished”. Before yesterday, trump’s “grab ‘em by the pussy” was his rhetorical claim to fame.

 

But now, trump joins OJ and an illustrious group of presidents by adding aerial coverage of his caravan of black SUV’s traversing NYC’s freeway system.

 

Despite all of the crazy, insipid actions and words that trump has produced as an American political figure, he will be now be best remembered by the overhead video of the black SUV caravan bringing trump - ignominiously, tail between his legs, back to his residence-in-exile, Mar-a-Lago.

 

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trump raises over $4 million in the 24 hours after the indictment became public - HuffPost, 

searches for more crimes to commit-WikiLeekZ

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trump’s indictment has been a boon to his struggling fundraising. The campaign announced Friday evening that it had raised over $4 million in the 24 hours after the indictment became public, surpassing its previous record after the FBI search of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club.

WikiLeekZ reports that general euphoria broke out at Mar-A-Lago when indictment fundraising totals were tabulated and announced. The club dining room guests burst into sustained applause! Upon hearing the good news, trump convened his top advisors in an effort to figure out what new crimes trump could commit ASAP to fill his coffers.

Rape, malfeasance in office and doctoring of company records have already been used and instituted by trump - so new crimes had to be well-thought-out. After 6 hours of non-stop, in-depth investigations into numerous criminal activities, trump and his advisors made the decision to Beta test 12 criminal proposals with MAGA focus groups in order to ascertain which crimes would rake in the most money.

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trump shows up early, confess everything and begs for jail time

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Donald trump, in a surprise move, surrendered himself early this morning at the Manhattan Criminal Courthouse. trump was fingerprinted, had his mug shot taken and then surprised everyone when he confessed to all of the crimes he’s ever perpetrated and begged the judge to put him into the slammer immediately.

As everyone looked on in complete surprise, trump fished around in his briefcase and held up an April 2023 calendar with today’s date circled in red and walked out, laughing at the ‘losers’ with his phalanx of lawyers and a downcast-looking Melania trailing far behind.

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