Tucker Carlson to Throw His Hat Into
Ring
WikiLeekZ is Our
Name…Satire is Our Game
Carlson’s campaign slogan … He’s Farther Right than trump But
Younger and Smarter
WikiLeekZ
has learned that Tucker Carlson, darling of Far Right, Wing Nut Americans, will
soon declare himself as a candidate for President of the United States.
According to
Carlson, he resigned from Fox News to “Make America More American”
Tucker will
name his running mate soon. They will campaign together to win the Republican
Party nomination for President and VP of the US. Carlson’s choice for his
running mate seems to be between extremists Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren
Boebert and Carlson acolyte, George Santos.
But
WikiLeekZ has an impeccable source that guarantees that Carlson will use his charm to convince trump to be his running
mate. He will promise trump that when they’re elected and after a short period in
office, he’ll ‘develop’ an ailment that requires his resignation opening the
door to a second trump presidency.
The WikiLeekZ
source adds that when elected, Carlson will not, under any circumstances resign
and in fact will aid the ongoing Fed investigations into trump to assure that trump
will himself be out of office within a year.
Murdoch, as
is his wont, will be kissing Carlson’s ass and together, Fox and its new- again
friend will once more rule the airwaves in preparation for another nutty,
dangerous four years and perhaps more.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ,
But May Be Someday
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