Trump Launches Fake Rape Tour & Merchandise Venture.
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire
is Our Game
Donald J trump
Enterprises* has a new website, maps and a self-guiding audio tour of the ‘ALLEGED’,
‘FAKE’ rape/sexual assault locations
with names, dates and details of his purported violent activity. If you act
before midnight tonight, you’ll pay only $99.50 for this explosive, revealing package.
Wait, there’s
more- For an additional $29.95, the Trump organization will divulge the hotel
and room number of the Alleged, Fake sexual encounter with Stormy Daniels. And,
for the first time, will detail exactly what TV programs trump was watching;
hint- ‘it has sharp teeth’.
The
self-guiding tour kit contains a picture of the dressing room in
Bergdorf-Goodman’s Lingerie department and department floor plan. And for only $167.69,
you can purchase a bra similar to the one alleged to have been modeled by Ms Carroll.
It’s the perfect accent piece for your bedroom, bath or laundry room.
If you order
the trump “They let you grab’em by
the pussy” package before
midnight tonight, the trump Enterprises will include a signed (by trump) genuine
cock tail napkin from the very same airline in which trump denies groping a
female passenger seated next to him. This unique piece of significant Americana
is only $19.95 if ordered by midnight.
And finally,
only for those among the 40% of Republicans who still admire and worship trump
with all of his human foibles, you can purchase an 8x10 glossy photograph of
the entire room at Mar a Lago in which he was accused of sexually assaulting a
writer who was assigned to write a story about the approaching first
anniversary of trump’s marriage to Melania … for only $49.50.
And if you
want to upgrade and be the talk of your neighborhood, for only $149.50, trump will
personally autograph the photo. This beautiful 8x10 glossy will make any room
in your home or office glow in the reflected glory of a Fake trump attempted conquest.
Watch for
the upcoming TV reality show where trump takes viewers on a ’best of’ tour of his
FAKE sexual encounters. Fox will produce the show and will air after midnight
local time.
Plans are in
the works for a spin-off which will document trumps real life, manly sexual
exploits with running commentary from Melania and Marla. The M&M girls will
not only read from contemporaneous notes written while trump is doing his
thing, but will outline their plans to file suit.
The website
states that when you buy these items, proceeds will be earmarked for the Trump
in 2024 Presidential campaign and to pay attorney fees to fight these spurious
charges.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ,
But May Be Someday
*Donald J
Trump Enterprises makes absolutely NO declaration that any word, phrase, story,
offering, item for sale is in fact true or accurate. The website and all of its
statements are pure fantasy and have no relationship to the truth.
Caveat
Emptor…(that is a true statement)
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