Saturday, March 27, 2021

 

Republicans Back Draconian Anti-Voting Laws, are Yellow Stars Next?

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Yesterday Georgia passed highly restrictive voting regulations in a shot at the heart of the Constitution

40 other Republican-controlled states have similar voting restrictions pending in the legislatures proposed by the Republican troglodyte majority.

In addition, at this moment, at Mar a Lago, Republican legislative leaders are meeting with the former president to craft state voting measures that will insure Republican control far into the future.

Among the honest-to-god, serious suggestions put forth are:

ALL people of color will lose their right to vote, period

Women will lose their right to vote with a few exceptions ie; card-carrying Republican Party women with a net worth of at least $27 million

The LGBTQ Community will be unable to vote

White male voters must be at least 21 years old

White males not owning property will lose their voting privileges

Each Billionaire’s vote will count as 100 votes

Each Millionaire’s vote will count as 100 votes

Only MAGA supporting white males will be certified to count the votes

WikiLeekZ has learned that there will be another ‘Human rights wrongs’ meeting at Mar a Lago next week. On the expanded agenda are the following items:

Lynching …in a humane manner

School segregationnow, tomorrow and forever”

Mandatory wearing of Yellow Stars (with a safety pin)…by you know who

Interment campsmore inclusive this time around

KKK rights and privileges in the modern world

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Wednesday, March 24, 2021

 

Ahhh,  Back to Normal… The Good Old Days

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Finally, after an interminable year of Covid 19 horror, it looks as if we are returning to a more ‘normal’ America.

The last 7 days we’ve been getting heartening news about fewer hospitalizations and fewer Covid 19 deaths. So maybe we’re on the path to normalization in the country

The last 7 days also showed us all that we’re merrily on our way to the America we’ve grown accustomed to since Columbine 1999.  As the Covid deaths rose in 2020, mass shootings plummeted; social scientists have struggled to understand why.

At least 7 mass shootings occurred in the last 7 days in the USA*; Boulder and Atlanta being the most prominent

We can be assured that Republican Senators, Smith & Wesson and the NRA will help revive the America that we all experienced before the Corona Virus wreaked havoc in the country the past year. They will make certain that good red-blooded, patriotic American young men will be able to have access to top-of-the-line human being killing apparatus.

The Republicans in the Senate will be sure to block any legislation which will help to stop this uniquely American Way of life Death.

So, today, WikiLeekZ puts a well-deserved spotlight on all of those Republican Senators who are restoring the American Way of life   Death that they hold so dear. We can at least all be thankful that the gun people are not parroting their hollow “Thoughts and Prayers” as they did ad nauseum after past American Massacres.

 Remember…voting Republican is the surest way of restoring the American Way of life Death.

*CNN defines a mass shooting as: a shooting incident which results in four or more casualties (dead or wounded) excluding the shooter(s).

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Tuesday, March 2, 2021

 

Ground Hog Day or Messiah?

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Heeeee’s back!

Tanned, rested and ready (with a new hairdo) to lead his legion of Black  Shirts Red Hat, unpatriotic sycophants onward in another authoritarian crusade against American Democracy.

Sunday, at the CPAC (Contemporary Party Against Evidence), trump gave his loser, floundering trump Party adherents the shot in the arm, the electrified jump start by regurgitating ancient fabrications that his party faithful desperately needed to hear if they are to continue his great American Big Lie.

At CPAC, in Orlando, trump repeated and plagiarized from his many post-election tirades. His words were fed like Red Meat to his crowded, mostly mask-less coterie of ultra conservative, fact-deprived devotees who were awaiting the second coming of their Mussolini/ Messiah. 

Their Mussolini Came. He Lied. and He Conquered his disciples and excoriated his foes. He appeared in his raiment of black and red; he was tanned, rested and sporting a new haircut. He reveled at being onstage in front of his believers. WikiLeekZ expected that bras, underwear and hotel room keys would be flung at him at any moment by his devotees of all sexes during his harangue.  

The Messiah, der Leader and contempo-Fascist trump gave his faithful what they were looking for, what they needed. They badly wanted an affirmation of the belief system they’ve been carrying around with them for years and are now ready to march forth in support of their beloved Il Duce.  

A Chamberlain or a Quisling will not suffice to combat these forces of repression, ignorance and evil. We need to be courageous, thoughtful, honest and outspoken to fight the legion of the misguided in contemporary America.

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