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Kavanaugh Receives His Trump Speech Just in Time

WikiLeekZ has learned that Judge Kavanaugh received his hand-written opening ‘Carnage in America’ screed just minutes before he was slated to enter the Senate Hearing Room. While he was in NYC, Donald Trump shuffled through his favorite speeches of the past 2 years to glean his greatest hits.  He especially relied upon his Inauguration Speech as he wrote Kavanaugh’s belligerent, fulminating opening remarks.

Trump had been very disappointed with Kavanaugh‘s mild, disappointing Fox TV interview and thought that he should be much more aggressive and bellicose in order to rile up the base. Margin notes written by Trump even advised Kavanaugh as to when he should raise his voice to ear-splitting levels, look aggrieved and shed tears.

Among the many talking points Trump included in Kavanaugh’s rant were: Trump’s Clinton-losing-the-election conspiracy theory; the Democratic Plan to derail Kavanaugh’s nomination and the nefarious Left Wing plots against Kavanaugh and Trump.

Judge Kavanaugh yelled, was combative and throughout his long temper tantrum, abrasively shouted that this whole process has been a national disgrace. He was able to channel Trump’s belligerent persona which must have brought huge grins on his puppet master’s beefy visage as he watched in the White House while Kavanaugh delivered his speech.

Lindsay Graham got in his face time with Trump too as he auditioned for the job of Attorney General excoriating the Democrats, the process, Feinstein and anyone else who entered his combative mind.

Toward the end of the hearing, Kavanaugh was passed a note written by Trump…

‘Good job, Brett and don’t worry...Mark Judge is in Federal Witness Protection Program. They’ll never find him to blow the whistle on you’.

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Top Democrats Pray for Early Kavanaugh Victory

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 Early Kavanaugh Victory on Dems Holiday Wish list

WikiLeekZ has found out that high-ranking Democratic leaders are hoping for a speedy Kavanaugh appointment to the Supreme Court. Although this may seem to be a contrarian point of view, this is what WikiLeekZ has learned from highly placed sources.

Already, people in Kavanaugh’s early life are surfacing in the wake of Dr Ford’s upcoming appearance before the Senate; even future presidential nominee, Michael Avenatti, is becoming involved with his new client.

The Dems theory is that shortly after Kavanaugh joins the Supreme Court, there will be so many accusations of drunken, abusive behavior and sexual misconduct on the part of Kavanaugh that impeachment proceedings will have to begin. That will take a considerable amount of time with the eventual outcome being his resignation, his wife leaving him and his dog disowning Master Brett.

The result will be that it will be too late for Trump and his Republican legislative stranglehold to nominate and have confirmed another court justice before the 2020 election. 

  

So, according to sources in high places, a Democratic candidate will win the presidency in 2020 who will then nominate the Supreme Court swing vote, who will be easily confirmed by a newly seated Democratic majority in the Senate.

Hey, it’s possible!

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Trump’s NOT So Magic Mushroom

March 4, 2016 Republican Presidential Debate…

"Look at those hands, are they small hands?" the front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination said, raising them for viewers to see. "And, he (Marco Rubio) referred to my hands -- 'if they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee."…Donald J Trump

 “He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool and a penis like a character in Mario Kart. Trump’s penis is smaller than average, but not freakishly small. It may have been the least impressive sex I’ve ever had”. –STORMY DANIELS in her book, Full Disclosure

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WikiLeekZ recently interviewed other women associated with President Trump. Their statements follow…

KAREN MC DOUGAL   ‘If you were to ask me, I’d say it’s a bit like a Shitake mushroom. It’s certainly not like the Super Mario I know’!

IVANA TRUMP… ’How the hell should I know! I always kept my eyes closed! Don’t remind me!  But if you’re looking through a mushroom book…glance at Cordyceps Captata’.

MARLA MAPLES TRUMP …’I’m not allowed to speak, write or draw on the subject. I signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement’.  ‘However, I can say that Donald always referred to it as the King Trumpet Mushroom. He said it was named after him’.

MELANIA TRUMP… ’Let’s put it this way. Donald will not be pleased when my book is published’. You may want to Google  Enokitake’

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September 13, 2018

Starry Night

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At midnight tonight, CIndy suggested that if I had the energy and was awake enough, that I step outside and look at the stars. We were staying overnight in a fancy ‘cabin’ beside the Trinity River, high in the Trinity Alps in N California.
I put on my slippers, opened the door, walked out on the deck and looked up at the dark night sky through the pine trees.

“I’ve never seen anything like this” Cindy said, as we both looked up and saw what Carl Sagan famously said in his familiar accent, at the majesty of “billions and billions” of stars over our heads.

I had seen the stars like this before, in all of their spectacular grandeur, as they were tonight. Sometimes as a Boy Scout sleeping under the starry canopy of Camp Wisdom in the ‘mountains’ near Dallas or later when camping in Yosemite or sleeping outside under the dark sky and bright stars in the desert.

But seeing them anew tonight, after so many years, made me think of how small and fleeting I am as an individual...how tiny we all are as human beings in the grand scheme of the cosmos. Tiny, yes, but not insignificant at all...if we choose to aspire to something greater and work to attain those aspirations.

I then made the mental leap to our president and how, seemingly, throughout his life and again yesterday, has chosen to be a tiny human being. He has not thought of nor sought to elevate himself as an individual human being...nor to see and attempt a greater destiny than that of venal self absorption.

He would do well to step outside at night when he is far away from the protective cover of modern lights...perhaps at one of his pep rallies in North Dakota and spend a few seconds of self-reflection on the enormous beauty, the mystery and power of those billions of stars and of his place in our universe.

As human beings, we usually have the ability to make choices as to how we conduct our own lives; in turn, those choices will affect a few or sometimes many of our fellow mans’ lives.

Mr President, step outside, all alone, one clear night and look up. The billions of stars will be there for you to see. For just once in your life, take a moment to try to absorb and comprehend how small and insignificant you are now and think of how beneficial and widely admired you could become.

In the blink of a cosmic eye, you will be gone, as we all will be. But your history and your legacy, as will all of ours, live on. How do you want to be remembered? How shall we all be remembered by others who will living under that canopy of awesome beauty and power a millennium from now?

There is beauty and mystery in the stars and there also is knowledge and understanding to be discovered by us all.

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Zeny

Shanksville, PA. September 11, 2018

Trump Gleefully Trumps Abraham Lincoln

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To mark the solemn occasion, Trump, with his patented means of communication to the nation, tweeted, in its entirety...

“17 years since September 11!”

After Lincoln’s Gettysburg address, many attendees and critics panned Lincoln’s speech, often remarking upon its brevity.

Trump definitely Trumped Lincoln on the issue of brevity today.

However, not a single sentient person will question Trump’s innate lack of humanity or, the fullness of Lincoln’s empathy and humanity toward his fellow man.

To be fair, earlier this morning, Trump tweeted that Rudy Giuliani was a GREAT WARRIOR on 9/11 and blasted his opponents as ‘failing and lying like CRAZY’.

Later in the day, at a speech in Shanksville, Trump delivered a speech writer’s muted words which stood in stark contrast to his own angry tweets just a few hours earlier.

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Cabinet Officials Groveling...

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Remember the embarrassing Cabinet secretaries bowing and scraping to the president at the beginning of the administration? Almost all of them vied for the honor of being the Brown-Noser-in-Chief. Reince Priebus won that distinction; little good that did him.

Now, we are witnessing another round of grown men and women groveling before their greatly flawed, dear leader, pledging their allegiance and declaring their innocence.

Just as in that past obsequious performance, high administration officials can’t wait to assure their leader of their NYT OpEd purity. They’re even lining up to take Lie Detector tests! Have they no shame?

“I didn’t do it, I didn’t do it, it wasn’t me” they all are bleating plaintively. And these are the ‘best people’? These are the officials running America?

I wonder when we can expect GROVELING 3.0 and witness them getting on their knees in front of the lying chief executive...not to beg forgiveness but to give him even more pleasure, and I don’t mean just Betsy DeVos.

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Trump to interview ‘ghost writers’ for ‘His’ New Book

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President Donald J Trump, who has hired ghost writers in the past to write his ‘best-selling’ books, wants to interview  writers to pen his new book…”Fear of Governing”, subtitled… What, Me Worry?

President Donald Trump promised Monday that he would "write the real book" to set the record straight on his administration.

 "The Woodward book is a Joke - just another assault against me, in a barrage of assaults, using now disproven unnamed and anonymous sources. Many have already come forward to say the quotes by them, like the book, are fiction," Trump tweeted on Monday morning. "Dems can’t stand losing. I’ll write the real book!"

The President asked his Chief of Staff Kelly to line up interviews with Edgar Allan Poe and Bram Stoker but Kelly informed him that they were unavailable at this time for an interview.

‘Okay, how about Stephen King?’ he asked.

Kelly replied by asking ‘why do you want to interview those writers?’ To which the President replied ‘they’re ghost writers, right’?

Kelly was last seen walking down the hall to his office, shaking his head and muttering…’he’s an idiot’. He then stepped into his office and took a call from a living writer, Bob Woodward.

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“I love my generals”…but they think I’m an idiot

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Despite Trump’s professions of love and admiration for his generals, WikiLeekZ, in reading Bob Woodward’s new book, Fear: Trump in the White House, has discovered that ‘his generals’ have, shall we say, a more critical point of view of their Commander-in-Chief.

Former general, Defense Secretary Jim Mattis, said Trump had the understanding of “a fifth- or sixth-grader,” according to accounts of Woodward’s book.

White House Chief of Staff, General John Kelly, called Trump “an idiot” and said he thought the president was “unhinged”. 

“He's an idiot. It's pointless to try to convince him of anything. He's gone off the rails. We're in crazytown," Kelly is quoted as saying at a staff meeting in his office. "I don't even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I've ever had."

And former national security adviser, General H.R. McMaster, said the president was a “dope,” with the intelligence of a “kindergartner,” according to Woodward’s book.

And then we have General Mike Flynn…and we know how that turned out.

To be fair, in separate statements Tuesday afternoon, Kelly denied that he called Trump an "idiot," and Mattis said the quotes attributed to him were "a product of someone's rich imagination."

However, WikiLeekZ has obtained the original draft of their statements…before White House editing, in which Kelly actually said that he called Trump an unbelievably stupid idiot, not just a plain idiot and the General Mattis’ statement read that Trump had an understanding of a third or fourth grader, not a 5^th or 6^th grader… which would have been an insult to 5^th and 6^th graders.

WikiLeekZ has heard White House rumors that V Putin told Trump that he could supply Trump with many generals who do not speak English and thus could not leak to the press or Woodward.

In a statement, the White House denied those rumors, calling it Fake News, and stated that one of the Russian generals will be proficient in English. 

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