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Kavanaugh Receives His Trump Speech Just in Time
WikiLeekZ has learned that Judge Kavanaugh received his hand-written opening ‘Carnage in America’ screed just minutes before he was slated to enter the Senate Hearing Room. While he was in NYC, Donald Trump shuffled through his favorite speeches of the past 2 years to glean his greatest hits. He especially relied upon his Inauguration Speech as he wrote Kavanaugh’s belligerent, fulminating opening remarks.
Trump had been very disappointed with Kavanaugh‘s mild, disappointing Fox TV interview and thought that he should be much more aggressive and bellicose in order to rile up the base. Margin notes written by Trump even advised Kavanaugh as to when he should raise his voice to ear-splitting levels, look aggrieved and shed tears.
Among the many talking points Trump included in Kavanaugh’s rant were: Trump’s Clinton-losing-the-election conspiracy theory; the Democratic Plan to derail Kavanaugh’s nomination and the nefarious Left Wing plots against Kavanaugh and Trump.
Judge Kavanaugh yelled, was combative and throughout his long temper tantrum, abrasively shouted that this whole process has been a national disgrace. He was able to channel Trump’s belligerent persona which must have brought huge grins on his puppet master’s beefy visage as he watched in the White House while Kavanaugh delivered his speech.
Lindsay Graham got in his face time with Trump too as he auditioned for the job of Attorney General excoriating the Democrats, the process, Feinstein and anyone else who entered his combative mind.
Toward the end of the hearing,
Kavanaugh was passed a note written by Trump…
‘Good job, Brett and don’t worry...Mark Judge is in Federal Witness Protection Program. They’ll never find him to blow the whistle on you’.
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