Trump’s NOT So Magic
Mushroom
March 4, 2016 Republican Presidential Debate…
"Look at those hands, are they small hands?" the
front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination said, raising them for viewers
to see. "And, he (Marco Rubio) referred to my hands -- 'if they're small,
something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I
guarantee."…Donald J Trump
“He knows he has an
unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool and a penis like a
character in Mario Kart. Trump’s penis is smaller than average, but not
freakishly small. It may have been the least impressive sex I’ve ever had”.
–STORMY DANIELS in her book, Full Disclosure
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
WikiLeekZ recently interviewed other women associated with
President Trump. Their statements follow…
KAREN MC DOUGAL ‘If
you were to ask me, I’d say it’s a bit like a Shitake mushroom. It’s certainly
not like the Super Mario I know’!
IVANA TRUMP… ’How the hell should I know! I always kept my
eyes closed! Don’t remind me! But if
you’re looking through a mushroom book…glance at Cordyceps Captata’.
MARLA MAPLES TRUMP …’I’m not allowed to speak, write or draw
on the subject. I signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement’. ‘However, I can say that Donald always
referred to it as the King Trumpet Mushroom. He said it was named after him’.
MELANIA TRUMP… ’Let’s put it this way. Donald will not be
pleased when my book is published’. You may want to Google Enokitake’
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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