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Trump to interview ‘ghost writers’ for ‘His’ New Book

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President Donald J Trump, who has hired ghost writers in the past to write his ‘best-selling’ books, wants to interview  writers to pen his new book…”Fear of Governing”, subtitled… What, Me Worry?

President Donald Trump promised Monday that he would "write the real book" to set the record straight on his administration.

 "The Woodward book is a Joke - just another assault against me, in a barrage of assaults, using now disproven unnamed and anonymous sources. Many have already come forward to say the quotes by them, like the book, are fiction," Trump tweeted on Monday morning. "Dems can’t stand losing. I’ll write the real book!"

The President asked his Chief of Staff Kelly to line up interviews with Edgar Allan Poe and Bram Stoker but Kelly informed him that they were unavailable at this time for an interview.

‘Okay, how about Stephen King?’ he asked.

Kelly replied by asking ‘why do you want to interview those writers?’ To which the President replied ‘they’re ghost writers, right’?

Kelly was last seen walking down the hall to his office, shaking his head and muttering…’he’s an idiot’. He then stepped into his office and took a call from a living writer, Bob Woodward.

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