“I
love my generals”…but they think I’m an idiot
WikiLeekZ
is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
Despite Trump’s professions of love
and admiration for his generals, WikiLeekZ, in reading Bob Woodward’s new
book, Fear: Trump in the White House, has discovered that ‘his generals’ have, shall we say, a
more critical point of view of their Commander-in-Chief.
Former general, Defense Secretary Jim
Mattis, said Trump had the understanding of
“a fifth- or sixth-grader,” according to accounts of Woodward’s book.
White House Chief of Staff, General John
Kelly, called Trump “an idiot” and
said he thought the president was “unhinged”.
“He's an idiot. It's pointless to try to convince him of
anything. He's gone off the rails. We're in crazytown," Kelly is quoted as saying at a staff meeting in his
office. "I don't even know why any
of us are here. This is the worst job I've ever had."
And former national security adviser,
General H.R. McMaster, said the president was a “dope,” with the intelligence of a “kindergartner,” according to Woodward’s book.
And then we have General Mike Flynn…and
we know how that turned out.
To be fair, in separate statements Tuesday afternoon, Kelly
denied that he called Trump an "idiot,"
and Mattis said the quotes attributed to him were "a product of someone's rich imagination."
However, WikiLeekZ has obtained
the original draft of their statements…before White House editing, in which
Kelly actually said that he called Trump an unbelievably stupid
idiot, not just a plain idiot
and the General Mattis’ statement read that Trump
had an understanding of a third or
fourth grader, not a 5th or 6th grader… which
would have been an insult to 5th and 6th graders.
WikiLeekZ has heard White House
rumors that V Putin told Trump that he could supply Trump with many generals
who do not speak English and thus could not leak to the press or Woodward.
In a statement, the White House
denied those rumors, calling it Fake News, and stated that one of the Russian
generals will be proficient in English.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be
Someday
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