WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game

I had a Dream…What IF

I had a dream that one day every Red State MALE Republican legislator from the red hills of Georgia to the hallowed halls of the House of Representatives woke up pregnant

I had a Dream that every legislator lost their health care plan and had to wait at their local ER for medical care

I had a Dream that President Biden, acting as if he had immunity from any acts he committed during his presidency, removed the Republican Supreme Court Justices and appointed those of his choosing

I had a dream that all legislators were magically transported in time and geography to the Sermon on the Mount and made to listen to Jesus’s Beatitudes

I had a dream that I won the Mega Millions/ Powerball Lottery.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

 

We Made It! Biden Whitehouse to Announce ‘Bread and Circuses’

WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game

Yesterday, America successfully got through numerous gatherings of citizens watching the eclipse in every part of its path; and made it through 2  whole brackets of basketball games without a mass shooting. Will wonders never cease?

 

Shouldn’t we declare a national holiday? Or can we safely note this occurrence as the new normal?

 

WikiLeekZ wonders if perhaps what is needed in this country is a Roman-style ‘Bread and Circuses’ initiative which will encompass constructing sports and a few cultural coliseums in every city and town along with government-sponsored teams, competitions, festivals, in-depth artist and athlete profiles and exhibitions. 

 

NASA could schedule many near and deep space flights which would include a TV broadcast lottery for a coveted space suit and seat aboard a rocket ship. Hollywood would create must-see TV profiles of the crew and passengers to be broadcast weekly and still find time to churn out blockbuster after blockbuster films to entertain the masses of citizens as well as dedicated movie buffs.

 

Taylor Swift and Donald trump would go on the government payroll contracted to perform a stage show a week throughout America and produce an annual holiday TV special.

 

The goal would be to have at least one huge, colossal event every day of the week that government TV stations are not broadcasting THE NEWS as it sees ‘fit to print’. 

 

WikiLeekZ is not the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

2084, perhaps?

 

 Ellipse Honors the Return of WikiLeekZ

But, Fails to Unite Humanity

WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game

It’s so great to see all Americans united together for one singular experience.

There will be almost no one, whether watching communally, or in small groups questioning anyone’s political affiliation nor will there be Trump flags or firearms present.

We’ll all be sensing and experiencing a singular moment of cosmic ‘nature’ causing a deep primordial feeling of wonder and mystery even though, theoretically, we know and perhaps understand the astronomical explanation.

 

This shared common experience should, perhaps, allow everyone to understand our commonality more than our often petty, incomprehensible points of misunderstanding.

 

But, in reality, who am I kidding? In a day or so, we will all again be at each other’s throats whether in America, Ukraine or in Gaza.

 

Sadly, WikiLeekZ IS THE NEWZ and will continue to be so.