Don, Jr, Ivanka and Eric Ask to for Asylum in Russia

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Upon hearing that their dad wants to rescind the 14^th Amendment by Executive Order, Trump’s 3 kids, by Trump’s first wife Ivana, immediately called the Russian Ambassador to the United States, Kislyak, pleading for provisional Russian citizenship.

The kids, of course, are concerned that if their dad is successful, they will be immediately deported from the United States since they were all born long before their mother, Ivana became a US citizen**.

Don, Jr and Eric wanted to immigrate to New Mexico* so that they could hunt and still be near the US and Ivanka wanted to take up residence in China to be close to her clothing factories. Because since they couldn’t mutually agree, they chose Russia because of all of the family connections.

It’s rumored that if the move is made; they will be taking over Ambassador Huntsman’s Moscow residence and will soon be in charge of Russia-US relations
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*New Mexico is actually in the US

** According to CNN, Ivana and Trump married in 1977, but she didn't become an American citizen for another 11 years. Don, Ivanka and Eric were born in 1977, 1981 and 1984.

Give Credit Where Credit is Due

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Words Matter

(1)          President Trump did not invent white nationalism, racism or bigotry

But let’s give credit where credit is due.

President Trump is our first president who has embraced these vile ideologies wholeheartedly. Trump has not only embraced these ideologies, but has fostered them and others from his Bully Pulpit as president.

(2)          Trump is not the first American to incite domestic terror and violence.

But let’s give credit where credit is due.

Trump is our first president who praises candidates who physically attack reporters of the free press and he constantly attacks the free press verbally while calling them out as FAKE NEWS and the Enemy of the People. At his rallies he strikes his Mussolini pose and he smiles his ‘I know better than anyone’ smarmy grin while listening blissfully to chants of ‘Lock Her Up’ and ‘CNN Sucks’

(3)        The President didn’t invent demeaning language or braggadocio behavior

Give Trump credit for that

However, there has never been a president nor many individuals in our history who have made more fun of unfortunate people or bragged so much in public...most often about things he said he did but never accomplished.

(4)     Nor has Trump been the first person to sneer at scientific facts, reason and intellectual curiosity.

Let’s give credit where credit is due.

Trump has done everything in his power to gut environmental regulations, withdraw from international climate pacts and dismiss scientific facts and opinions of 95% of scientists worldwide.

(5 0    Trump is not the first person in the world to exhibit a remarkable lack of humanity and empathy for his fellow man

So we’ll give him credit for not being the first or only.

But...Trump seems singularly inept in his ability to understand needs of almost anyone but himself or empathize with victims of violence or disaster.

(6)      Trump is not the first person in America to discount history and traditions

And we will give him credit for this

However, WikiLeekZ cannot think of another person who so blithely and recklessly frowns upon and discards historical precedent and known facts

(7)       Trump is not the first man to sexually and verbally attack women

Okay, let’s give him credit for not being the first to do so

But Trump in his words and deeds seems to be the contemporary poster child for such horrific behavior

(8)       Trump is not the first person in existence that lies often and has a distant relationship with the truth

He does deserves credit for not inventing lying

But, he may be the most egregious liar in the history of American politics or perhaps world politics. He may even be the biggest liar of all time! Can anyone think of a close second? I didn’t think so.

(9)          So, Trump is not the first person in the history of the world to have done these things.

WikiLeekZ will give him credit to him for that fact

But, he may very well be the first person in the history of the world to have rolled all of these traits into one huge mendacious package.

Can anyone name a close or even distant 2nd?

Trump knows that words matter and at the same time, he often tells us that what he says is only a joke and doesn’t matter. He gets his choice

One thing I will give Trump...he has not bombed Iraq and sent us on the road to a long, bloody, deathly expensive war.

Let’s hope that he will never achieve that place in history

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The American Tree of Life

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Centuries ago this country began as a newly planted sapling in distant, fertile soil

It took root, prospered and grew...spreading its roots from Virginia and Massachusetts up and down the coast, surviving the storms and the uncertainties of revolution. The tree was nourished by the blood of patriots...some enlightened, some religious and many simple citizens who wanted to experience a freer life.

The American Tree of Life grew and gave sustenance to a growing population as it spread its roots and branches west and while doing so engulfed and overran many living creatures and peoples who had carefully tended the land before their arrival.

And then, in the 1860’s, another catastrophe hit the American Tree of Life. This battle to save our sacred tree nearly sundered the tree in half by laying waste to much of its rapidly growing roots, branches and leaves.

At issue were those who had been brought to tend to the American Tree against their will and were made to support the American Tree of Life without having their own freedom.

The tree survived this calamity, but a major branch was assassinated and many of its leaves of population died and suffered greatly.

The American Tree of Life survived other wars, depressions, assassinations and natural disasters because its citizens nurtured the Tree. The roots were nourished by learning, by sharing, by mutual respect and patriotic love for the country.

Every once in a while, the tree had to be trimmed of its more violent, hate-filled smaller branches and the country’s arborists… in the form of informed voters and ethical leaders, as a rule, took on that task and were successful in helping the now vast and increasingly colorful tree to prosper.

The American Tree did, as other trees have, experienced its cold winters but has always survived those periods to emerge full of life and optimism in the springtime. Its branches grew and soared high in the warm summers, its roots sank deeper into America's soil and showed off its greatness and diversity in the fall.

Throughout its long story, the American Tree of Life has weathered prejudice, hatred, book burning and violence.

The American people tending the Tree with vigilance and understanding have always been able to successfully battle the forces of evil and ignorance in the land and keep these forces at bay.

But something happened in 2016. The head arborist of our American Tree of Life encouraged his followers to poison its democratic roots and hack off its branches of knowledge, kindness and history in order to graft on to the Tree many thorny branches composed of hatred, greed and ignorance.

Yesterday, in a branch of the American Tree…the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh was dealt eleven fatal blows to its vitality by a violent man and this week bombs were sent to prominent American leaders by an ignorant man, devoid of humanity who lived in a van plastered with hate-filled slogans, threats and pictures of his perceived enemies of the country.

Now, our American Tree of Life is facing one of its greatest challenges. What we do collectively on November 6^th will determine if the American Tree of Life begins vigorous new democratic growth or withers and dies.

Zeny

Jamal Khashoggi, Meet Dr. Frankenstein

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From a secret Saudi source, WikiLeekZ has learned the reason it’s taken weeks for MBS and the Saudi’s to come up with an explanation for the missing Jamal Khashoggi.

Our source told WikiLeekZ that the Saudi’s have been channeling Mary Shelly in an effort to contact Dr. Victor Frankenstein, the creator of the creature in Shelley’s gothic novel, Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus.

According to our highly-placed source, the Saudi prince, Mohammed Bin Salman, who as a child was an avid reader of Shelley’s novel, believes that Dr. Frankenstein holds the secret needed to absolve MBS from international condemnation.

MBS is certain that by being in contact with Dr. Frankenstein, and following his instructions, his forensic surgical team will be able to sew Mr. Khashoggi back together again and replace Khashoggi’s brain with the brain of a member of his security team who has ‘volunteered’.

As far as WikiLeekZ can ascertain, MBS did not read Humpty Dumpty as a child.

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Supreme Court Readies Unusual Accommodations for Kavanaugh

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Supreme Court Security Services readies padded room with restraints for possible outbursts from potential new Justice Kavanaugh

After witnessing the unprecedented, bellicose outbursts by Judge Kavanaugh last week, Chief Justice Roberts called for an unusual emergency session of the Court. After a 22 second discussion, the Court took action.

On an 7-0 vote with Justice Thomas abstaining, the members of the US Supreme Court requested that Maintenance and Security Services covert a seldom-used broom closet into a padded safe room.

In a rare 7-0 decision, the Court decided that in the event that potential new Justice Kavanaugh goes off on a wild and belligerent rant about how some Clinton-led lawyers, arguing before the Court, are simply on a search and destroy mission to destroy him and his family, a Security detail will be able to escort Kavanaugh to this safe location.

They also allocated funds for an extra contingent of guards, 24/7, to be present in order to protect left-leaning Justices from sudden bursts of self-pity and anger directed at the those Justices by Kavanaugh.

When asked where the funds will come from, the Maintenance chief replied that ‘the security and terrorism budget has funds for such a remodel’. He added that the idea of a safe room for an angry, out-of-control Justice had never arisen in the centuries-old history of the Court. ‘These are indeed strange times’, he commented.

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Battle of the Drinks

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On September 27th, the Senate held a hearing to determine the fitness of Judge Brett Kavanaugh to become an Associate Justice on the United States Supreme Court; a momentous time in the history of the United States.

The beverage industry, never missing an opportunity to hawk their products to millions of Americans glued to their TV screens, engaged the 2 protagonists in this history-making event.

The first half of the day was devoted to a Coca Cola commercial. Half way through Blasey Ford’s difficult, heartfelt testimony, Ford reached down and picked up a large bottle of Coke and placed it, not very discreetly, on the table just to her left.

It was impossible not to notice it especially as she occasionally took a sip and put it back to its product placement position...being sure that the bright red letters C O K E were visible to tens of millions of viewers across America.

The Beverage Institute of America reported that 2,765,009 bottles and cans of Coca Cola were consumed during a one hour period while Blasey Ford told of her harrowing experience as a teenager.

Not to be outdone in the drinks battle, Kavanaugh came out swinging in the afternoon session. He angrily excoriated Dems, Left Wingers and others numerous times but still had the presence of mind to mention that he liked, drank and sometimes drank too much B E E R 29 times!

WikiLeekZ thought that at any minute Kavanaugh was going to reach down as Ford did, and hoist up a six pack of his favorite Bruski.

A bottled water company received top product placement on Kavanaugh’s table with at least 3 bottles placed on his right from which he drank copiously.

All in all, WikiLeekZ  awarded  a victory in spoken word commercialization to Kavanaugh and awarded first place in visual product placement to Coca Cola’s Representative, Christine Blasey Ford.

The American Bottled Water Association’s spokesperson, Brett Kavanaugh, won Honorable Mention for his portrayal of a dry-mouthed belligerent man of privilege undergoing a difficult job interview.

After his astonishing, snarling performance, Kavanaugh signed a lucrative contract with the same company that brought the nation BILLY BEER.

It is believed by the Washington DC cognoscenti that there will be a Ford in our future and that Brett’s Belligerent Beer will be a great seller among about 30% of the American population...who will drink it no matter how bad it tastes and without regard to the consequences.

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