Don, Jr, Ivanka and Eric Ask to for Asylum in Russia
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Upon hearing that their dad wants to rescind the 14th Amendment by Executive Order, Trump’s 3 kids, by Trump’s first wife Ivana, immediately called the Russian Ambassador to the United States, Kislyak, pleading for provisional Russian citizenship.
The kids, of course, are concerned that if their dad is successful, they will be immediately deported from the United States since they were all born long before their mother, Ivana became a US citizen**.
Don, Jr and Eric wanted to immigrate to New Mexico* so that they could hunt and still be near the US and Ivanka wanted to take up residence in China to be close to her clothing factories. Because since they couldn’t mutually agree, they chose Russia because of all of the family connections.
It’s rumored that if the move is made; they will be taking over Ambassador Huntsman’s Moscow residence and will soon be in charge of Russia-US relations
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*New Mexico is actually in the US
** According to CNN, Ivana and Trump married in 1977, but she
didn't become an American citizen for another 11 years. Don, Ivanka and Eric
were born in 1977, 1981 and 1984.
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