NFL may postpone Super Bowl

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Today, NFL Commissioner, Rodger Godell, announced to a startled gaggle of the press in Miami that the Super Bowl could possibly be postponed.

‘It’s very simple’, Godell said. ‘The Senate may need some more time to accurately determine the guilt or innocence of president trump, so in deference to the president and all of the members of Congress who want to come to Miami, attend the free parties and watch the game in person, the NFL stands proudly in obedience for however long it takes to reach a conclusion in WDC. The Big Game could be played as scheduled this Sunday or we may have to wait a few short weeks. Whatever.

We have determined, however, that the Big Game must be played before the kickoff of the 2020 regular season in August.

‘It is important to note ‘said Godell ‘that we must keep Congress happy to in order to retain our monopoly exemption under the law. Hence, the game must be played with a full compliment of free-loading Senators and Congressmen at our parties and in the stands’.

‘And, by the way, Colin Kapernick’s name will not be spoken from this point on by the NFL. We, at the NFL are very pleased to acquiesce to the president’s explicit demand. The NFL is proud to keep politics out of the game.

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King Louis XIV, His Majesty RM Nixon, Court Jester Dershowitz and Emperor Donald J trump…What Could Possibly Go Wrong!?

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As a boy, Louis XIV was instilled with the notion that kings are divinely chosen. Reflecting that belief, Louis XIV, the Sun King believed any disobedience to his edicts to be sinful, 

“L’etat c’est moi” Louis XIV is said to have pronounced -more than 300 years ago.

Hundreds of years later, in an interview with David Frost, Richard M Nixon declared, "but when the President does it, that means it is not illegal..." 1977 David Frost interview

Following in the footsteps of these 2 giants of democracy, trump, in comments on July 23, 2019, while addressing young adults at the Turning Point USA Summit in Washington, pontificated…

 “Then, I have an *Article II, where I have to the right to do whatever I want as president," he said. "But I don’t even talk about that.”-Donald J trump

Yesterday, Court Jester, Alan Dershowitz, opined the same principle on the floor of the US Senate by proposing that

“Every public official that I know believes that his election is in the public interest,”

 “If a president does something which he believes will help him get elected in the public interest that cannot be the kind of quid pro quo that results in impeachment”. Court Jester, Alan Dershowitz, January 29, 2020

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Can you believe this s..t!?

*Article Two of the United States Constitution establishes the executive branch of the federal government, which carries out and enforces federal laws. Article Two vests the power of the executive branch in the office of the president of the United States, lays out the procedures for electing and removing the president, and establishes the president's powers and responsibilities.

Dershowitz agrees to be actual hit man for trump.

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As you know, Alan Dershowitz, who has defended such pillars of the community as OJ, Von Bulow and Epstein has reached the heights of his professional portfolio by representing trump.

Today, Alan Dershowitz pretty much gave trump carte blanche to ‘taking out’ his opponent in an election when he pontificated on the Senate floor during the Impeachment Trial that ... 

 “If a president does something which he believes will help him get elected in the public interest that cannot be the kind of quid pro quo that results in impeachment”.

In a secret call to trump during a break, Dershowitz offered his services as a hit man to ‘take out ‘trump’s nominated Democratic rival. Dershowitz assured trump that even though there is not another person in the USA or at Harvard Law School that would agree, he stands on his brief that…

“Every public official that I know believes that his election is in the public interest,” ‘so, that is a good enough reason to hire me to ‘take out’ whoever challenges my Dear Leader.

‘Your thanks and introducing me to some young women that you know is compensation enough, mr president’.

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