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NFL may postpone Super Bowl

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Today, NFL Commissioner, Rodger Godell, announced to a startled gaggle of the press in Miami that the Super Bowl could possibly be postponed.

‘It’s very simple’, Godell said. ‘The Senate may need some more time to accurately determine the guilt or innocence of president trump, so in deference to the president and all of the members of Congress who want to come to Miami, attend the free parties and watch the game in person, the NFL stands proudly in obedience for however long it takes to reach a conclusion in WDC. The Big Game could be played as scheduled this Sunday or we may have to wait a few short weeks. Whatever.

We have determined, however, that the Big Game must be played before the kickoff of the 2020 regular season in August.

‘It is important to note ‘said Godell ‘that we must keep Congress happy to in order to retain our monopoly exemption under the law. Hence, the game must be played with a full compliment of free-loading Senators and Congressmen at our parties and in the stands’.

‘And, by the way, Colin Kapernick’s name will not be spoken from this point on by the NFL. We, at the NFL are very pleased to acquiesce to the president’s explicit demand. The NFL is proud to keep politics out of the game.

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