Trump Scared Stiff About 25^th Amendment Plans

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WikiLeekZ has learned from inside White House sources that the after the first of the year, the President will continue firing, in his mind, disloyal cabinet members. He expects to replace many Secretaries with family members Ivanka, Jared, Don Jr, Eric, Don’s girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Eric’s wife, Lara, Melania and Barron and Tiffany.

 

Sources close to Trump say that he is terrified that Mike Pence will gather a majority of Cabinet members to invoke the 25^th Amendment and remove Trump from office.

 

The interesting thing about this scenario is that nothing the president has done in regard to defense policy, foreign policy, climate chance, or even the continuous river of lies emanating from him caused Pence to take this step. It’s simply that Pence and all of the billionaire and millionaires in the cabinet are losing their shirts in the stock market (as are many others) and want to stop the hemorrhaging.

 

Trump got wind of the maneuver and as soon as he gets his Christmas presents from his obsequious Cabinet members, he will fire them and appoint his family as Acting Cabinet Secretaries.

 

Of course, according to eminent Constitutional scholars, new cabinet Secretaries must be confirmed by the Senate but Trump’s solution for that is to name Ivanka, the Acting Attorney General. Ivanka will then declare that most of the newly appointed cabinet officials have been with the government at senior levels for more than one year. That has been the legal rational for allowing Whitaker to become Acting AG without Senate confirmation.

 

The president feels confidant that this sleight of hand will save his presidency and if there’s a problem, he does have the Supreme Court to do his bidding.

 

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Entertainers and Dictator Stage Historic Coup!

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Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham and President Erdogan have staged a bloodless coup in America. They have taken control of the president and now, collectively, hold the levers of power in the White House.

Trump watched and listened to the 3 entertainers and had a short telephone conversation with Erdogan and immediately changed the course of US involvement in Syria and shut down the US government…all within a few hours.

He did this all by himself in a pique of self-satisfied ego-maniacal action causing Defense Secretary Mattis to resign in protest and Republican leaders to clutch their pearls and go to bed with the vapors.  

WikiLeekZ has learned that the 3 entertainers will be moving into the White House in order to more effectively guide Trump in running the country. The move will conveniently take place over the holidays as the current WH staff moves out to make room for the 3 entertainers and Turkish President Erdogan and his staff.

Trump, in an early morning tweet assured all Americans that the New Year will be better and even more interesting than 2018 and that President Putin, who will also be moving into the WH, has agreed to assist Trump in bringing the Special Counsel’s investigation to a speedy and tragic close.

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FIFTY   60 and growing  SHADES OF ORANGE

Orange is unique. There is not an English word that rhymes with orange. Trump is ‘unique’; there is not another person in the English speaking world like Trump.

1. Donald J Trump
2. Jared Kushner
3. Vladimir Putin
4. Ivanka Trump
5. Paul Manafort
6. Michael Flynn
7. Michael Cohen
8. Steve Bannon
9. Donald Trump, Jr
10. Scott Pruitt
11. Sean Hannity
12. Mike Pence
13. Paul Ryan
14. Kelleyanne Conway
15. Rick Gates
16. Roger Stone
17. Sara H Sanders
18. Gucifer 2.0
19. Rudy Giuliani
20. Steve Miller
21. John Kelly
22. Roger Ailes
23. The Adelsons
24. Julian Assange
25. Mitch McConnell
26. Devin Nunes
27. Sebastian Gorka
28. Wilbur Ross
29. Betsy DeVos
30. Geo Popudopoulas
31. Melania Trump
32. Eric Trump
33. Fox & Friends
34. GRU
35. Mohammed bin Salem
36. Kim Jung Un
37. Chris Christie
38. Reince Preibus
39. Sec Price
40. Ben Carson
41. David Pecker
42. Rep.Steve King
43. Ryan Zinke
44. Aryan Nation
45. KuKluxKlan
46. American Nazi Party
47. Putin’s chef
48. President Erdogan
49. Jeff Sessions
50. Gary Cohen
51. Sean Spicer
52. Rob Porter
53. Tom Price
54. Anthony Scaramucci
55. Lindsay Graham
56. President Duterte
57. Elliot Broidy
58. Tom Cotton
59. 80% of Republican Party
60. 33% of adult Americans

WHAT A COUNTRY!

HELP WANTED, 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE

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HELP WANTED:

One human being without sense of right and wrong or moral compass

Location:

Heart of WDC

Office is in white Neo Classical building at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Pay is great, proximity to seat of world power, travel to exotic locations

Free red hats and long red ties come with the job

Duration of employment…undetermined.  Length of service is entirely at whim of employer

Qualifications:

Ability to say yes even when you think no…extra credit for brown-nosers

Academic credentials for media pr purposes only.  Intelligence and critical thinking not necessary, needed or wanted

Attractive, brunette preferable…a Miss Universe would be good

Prior employment in kindergarten through 2^nd  grade classes as a counselor  a must

Must harbor right wing-nut political, social and cultural views that align with Boss

Duties:

Be on call 24/7 for Diet Coke and Big Mac deliveries to Boss

Lying to and for Boss without conscience-extremely critical

Ability to go on Fox News and cover for the Boss, Giuliani, Ivanka, Don, Jr and Jared without laughing out loud

Tech Responsibilities:

Ability to tune into Fox News on any TV the Boss is watching…world-wide

Elemental understanding of Twitter

Job Title;

Chief of Staff to the President of the United States of America

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The Seasons of America

                                                                                                                                                               ‘Rock and Tree in Winter’                                        Zeny

It’s December and WikiLeekZ extends sincere, warm Holiday Greetings to all of you in the WikiLeekZ family. May you all be blessed with good health, much happiness and contentment.

 A Foundation as Solid as a Rock

With a Constitution as Resilient as a deep-rooted Tree

Which will blossom in the Spring of the New Year

And restore our Nation in the Summer and Fall

(Fingers Crossed)

  Zeny

“Without the phony Russia Witch Hunt… my approval rating would be at 75% rather than the 50%”

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

 “Without the phony Russia Witch Hunt, and with all that we have accomplished in the last almost two years (Tax & Regulation Cuts, Judge’s, Military, Vets, etc.) my approval rating would be at 75% rather than the 50% just reported by Rasmussen. It’s called Presidential Harassment!”

7:17 AM - Dec 6, 2018

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Without the Great Depression, my approval rating would have been at least 76% - Herbert Hoover

Except for that Cherry Tree, my approval rating would now be 91% - George Washington

Without the Teapot Dome Scandal, my approval rating would have been at least 77% -Wm G 

Harding

Without Those ‘Women’, my approval rating would have stood at 79% - Bill Cosby

Without that Blue Dress, my approval rating would have been 90% - Bill Clinton

Without that One Ground Ball, my approval rating would now be at least 91% -Bill Buckner   Red Sox

Except for that Iceberg…. -  Captain Edward Smith     Captain of the Titanic

If it weren’t for that Winter in Russia…-Napoleon

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