HELP WANTED, 1600
PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
HELP WANTED:
One human being without sense of right and wrong or moral
compass
Location:
Heart of WDC
Office is in white Neo Classical building at 1600 Pennsylvania
Avenue
Pay is great, proximity to seat of world power, travel to
exotic locations
Free red hats and long red ties come with the job
Duration of employment…undetermined. Length of service is entirely at whim of
employer
Qualifications:
Ability to say yes even when you think no…extra credit for
brown-nosers
Academic credentials for media pr purposes only. Intelligence and critical thinking not
necessary, needed or wanted
Attractive, brunette preferable…a Miss Universe would be
good
Prior employment in kindergarten through 2nd grade classes as a counselor a must
Must harbor right wing-nut political, social and cultural
views that align with Boss
Duties:
Be on call 24/7 for Diet Coke and Big Mac deliveries to Boss
Lying to and for Boss without conscience-extremely critical
Ability to go on Fox News and cover for the Boss, Giuliani, Ivanka,
Don, Jr and Jared without laughing out loud
Tech Responsibilities:
Ability to tune into Fox News on any TV the Boss is watching…world-wide
Elemental understanding of Twitter
Job Title;
Chief of Staff to the President of the United States of America
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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