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Robert Mueller Passes Screen Test Audition

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This morning, retiring Special Counsel Robert S Mueller III took and passed his audition as a key witness for the Judiciary Committee in the House of Representatives.

Mueller, who led the writers of the Mueller Report, spoke for nine minutes and convinced WikiLeekZ and millions more Americans watching his performance, that he will be a boffo witness for the Judiciary Committee, a box office juggernaut.

Trump agreed by saying that ‘such a testimony would have the best ratings ever…even more than O J or the Apprentice!  It would be all because of me’, Trump continued. ‘The Mueller Report would be nothing without Trump!’ he exclaimed.

Mueller, by stating his hope did not rule out that he would be amenable to testifying in Congress when he said-   ‘I hope and expect this to be the only time that I will speak about this matter’.

Trump told WikiLeekZ that ‘I want to advertise my hotels and golf courses in that time slot. The numbers will be fantastic! Nobody gets numbers like Trump!’

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‘Extremely Stable Genius”- Donald Trump…What’s Not To Like!!

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WikiLeekZ is so proud to be an American in May and have such an ‘extremely stable genius’ as my president. I want my president to play golf in Japan on Memorial Day and to tweet that he’s not concerned about N Korea’s recent missile tests.

Tweeting and backing up Kim’s statement about Joe Biden being ‘low IQ’ is exactly what I expect of any president of mine. 

I like that my president spells the name of a long-time American VP and Senator Joe Bidan and that he pardons a War Criminal and is considering more of the same  on Memorial Day. What’s not to like?

Storming out of a meeting, denying it and calling the Speaker of the House “Crazy Nancy” and then acquiescing with the negatively edited tape of Pelosi, to my way of thinking, is the appropriate way to deal with someone disagreeing with my president. I like the example my president is setting. What’s not to like?

As an American, I want my ‘extremely stable genius’ president to consistently misspell words and to side and agree with a murderous dictator… who makes fun of a long-serving, patriotic American former Senator and VP.  I want my president to tweet he’s not concerned about N Korean missiles even though he’s visiting a country that is within range of those same missiles.

I really don’t want my president to be in the USA on the most solemn day on the calendar remembering and memorializing those who have perished in defense of the country. Playing golf on Memorial Day in a country whose actions resulted in the deaths of 1000’s of Americans is just the ‘look’ that seems most appropriate to me. What’s Not to Like?

And, lastly, kudos to my ‘extremely stable genius’ president for unleashing his attack dog, anti-democratic, ethically-challenged  AG William Barr to continue wreaking havoc in our ‘so-called’ democratic republic. Tasking Billy Barr to uncover sources and methods of the US intelligence communities is a genius move. What’s not to like?

Now, the ‘traitor’ who informed a US intelligence agency that Putin was personally behind the attack on the American electoral system will be given up to Putin to face a quick and certain death. What’s not to like about that?

It’s a genius move by my president who, in turn, by fulfilling his promise to Putin, will be getting the next to the last of his ‘pee’ tapes from Putin in exchange for the death of an American intelligence asset in Russia. I like it…why not?

What’s not to like about our ‘extremely stable genius’…**this month?

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**My only partial list of WHAT’S NOT to LIKE in May, 2019?

Trump’s Secret Game of Thrones Plan

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WikiLeekZ has it on good authority that the only reason Trump has not gone to war with Iran in the past week or so is that he’s waiting for his secret weapon to become available.

Even though the Pentagon has not authorized the use of Trump’s so-called invincible force or has lent credence, even of its existence, Trump has been adamant during his secret talks with Air Force officials of the efficacy in destroying Iran in a single strike with his weapon.

He’s been able to hold off the chicken hawks Pompeo and Bolton for the last few days by insisting that in waiting just a few more days that they will come to see the wisdom in his approach. He has assured them that on Monday morning, May20th, his secret weapon will be available and fully operational. And that just one phone call will set the whole operation in motion.

The WikiLeekZ source within the White House passed this invisible ink note to WikiLeekZ…

On Monday morning, President Donald Trump will call Game of Thrones show runners Benioff and Weiss and secure a contract for the remaining dragon, Drogon, and a pilot…either Jon or Daenerys to fly over to Iran and obliterate the country with one attack. Trump also added, according to the secret note, that he wanted Drogon equipped with a Go Pro and that an attack on the order of the Kings Landing destruction is essential.

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NRA Backs just passed Alabama Anti-Abortion Law

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Yesterday, Alabama passed a draconian anti-abortion law, joining at least 5 other states by enacting new legislation outlawing abortions.

An NRA spokesman, who declined to be identified, issued a statement saying that the NRA backed such laws because the NRA believes in the sanctity of every life.

(WikiLeekZ noted fact: Guns kill many people)

The NRA, according to the masked spokesperson, cited numerous instances when the NRA has fought against safe and sane gun laws in order to protect ‘decent Americans’ right to bear arms and protect their families in the event that zombies come crashing through the front doors of patriotic, honest Americans.

In addition, he posited the proposition that since there are so many mass shootings, aborting the lives of potential mass shooting victims would eventually leave America with a dwindling pool of potential shooting victims and soon, the mass shooters will have to come after the good, god-fearing, AK-47-toting fringe NRA members.

That development would lead to the demise of gun manufactures on a world-wide basis. He did however, remark that increased funeral parlor income might make up for that economic shortfall.

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Lindsay Graham issues (illegal) legal advice to Trump, Jr

The Senate Intelligence Committee may vote on issuing a subpoena for Don J Trump, Jr to testify.

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Graham, the chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee, even went so far as to publicly advise the president's son to ignore the subpoena.

Graham told Fox News that Trump Jr. should consider ignoring the subpoena altogether

“If I were Donald Trump Jr.’s lawyer, I would tell him, ‘You don’t need to go back into this environment anymore,’” Graham said. “I would call it a day.”

WikiLeekZ has received exclusive inside information from a close acquaintance of Don, Jr. The source informed WikiLeekZ that Trump, Jr was livid when told of Graham’s advice. Trump, Jr shouted that it would have been nice if Graham had given him such advice much earlier.

‘Oh sure, he’s got advice now’

‘Where was he before I went to the Trump Tower meeting with the Russians’?

‘Why didn’t Graham tell me it wasn’t a good idea to shoot that elephant and then be photographed holding its tail or hunt Prairie Dogs on Earth Day’

‘How about the many times I visited Russia working on the Trump Tower deal in Moscow? Why didn’t he warn me about that?

‘Or the time I met with an Israeli and an emissary from two Arab princes seeking to help my dad win the election’. ‘Where was he then’?

‘Where was Graham when I communicated with WikiLeaks and I seem to have occasionally done its bidding’?

‘Now I wonder about him introducing me to Kimberly G’?

‘I think I’d better get another lawyer’!

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WikiLeekZ Asks America…including the 30-40%...

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Would you buy a watch from this man?

No? How about a condo? A steak?  Wine?  A university degree?  An airline? How about a red tie and a suit to go along with the tie? Maybe you’d like to buy a book…’The Art of the Squeal’ which explains how Trump lost more than a billion dollars in a ten year period.

No? How about buying this week’s copy of TV Guide…’Trump…from You’re Fired to The Biggest Loser’.

No, you don’t want to be scammed with any of those offerings from Trump?  How about buying the idea of Trump as President for 4 more years?

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