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 Zeny Cieslikowski Fine Art Photographs

trump Looking Forward to Highest TV Ratings in History!

trump unveils his Senate Impeachment Trial Defense

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WikiLeeKZ scoops trump’s Trial Tactic

Yesterday, Giuliani told trump that he just returned from Ukraine with a Huge Dump Truck load of Dirt on the Biden’s.

Consequently, trump is planning to have Rudy be a key player at the Senate Impeachment Trial. Trump has his defense strategy all story-boarded out.

trump explained to Rudy that on the first day of the Trial, he wants Rudy to drive that huge star-spangled Ukrainian Biden Dirt Dump Truck, while wearing a red MAGA hat, right up the steps of the Capitol, crash through the doors and come to a screeching halt in the hearing chamber!

trump will position GoPro cameras and have his own camera crew covering the whole spectacular event.

Trump feels that the images of the ruckus alone are worth 2 Nielsen TV Rating points and at least 500,000 votes, mostly from truckers.

Trump intimated that Rudy doesn’t have to actually testify, he just has to drive the truck and make CNN’s evening news.

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trump stokes fires of Second American Civil War (Lies, as Usual)

trump is sending signals to his rabid, Know –Nothing Wing Nut supporters

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In an amazingly ignorant reading of the Inspector General’s Report*…

Trump, speaking to reporters in the White House yesterday, seemed to ignore I G Horowitz's topline finding, saying the report actually showed an "attempted overthrow" of the government "far worse than I ever thought possible."

The IG Report actually found the probe was justified and not politically motivated.

WikiLeekZ found at least 2 other instances of trump inciting his base with the COUP idea…

October 25, 2019. “As I learn more and more each day, I am coming to the conclusion that what is taking place is not impeachment, it is a COUP...”- trump

April 26, 2019,  trump called the FBI probe into his 2016 campaign “an attempted overthrow “ of his administration. “This was a coup”,  trump told Hannity on FOX News.

Because of trump’s perceived threat to his power, WikiLeekZ has heard that trump is ordering AG Barr to arrest the following dangerous, un-American, Far Left Liberal Crazies for attempting the overthrow of his presidency & take over the National Endowment for the Arts :

Meryl Streep, Robert Di Nero, Rosie O’Donnell & Alex Baldwin

GS Warrior basketball team

Justin Trudeau, Boris Johnson & Princess Anne (the sniggling 3)

Jimmy Fallon, James Corden, John Oliver, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Maher &

J K Rowling

Colin Kapernick

Michael Cohn, Stormy Daniels, Michael Avenatti & Karen McDougal

Joe & Hunter Biden

Rachel Maddow, Don Lemon, Stephen Colbert, WikiLeekZ, John Stewart

Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, Gerald Nadler

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*Legal and unbiased origin of the probe: In no uncertain words, the Inspector General says there was no political conspiracy to undermine Trump's 2016 campaign.

Conspiracy theories debunked: The report essentially rebuts more than two years of talking points by Trump and Republicans about a deep-state effort to derail his campaign.

There were no FBI spies planted in Trump Tower, for instance.

And the famed dossier by ex-British spy Christopher Steele was not the reason the investigation was launched, the IG report states.

Inspector general Michael Horowitz specifically says that Peter Strzok, a former senior counterintelligence officer, and Lisa Page, a former FBI attorney, whom Trump has repeatedly vilified and mocked in crude ways, did not act out of bias or unduly influence the start of the investigation.

*You may read the IG’s Report here:

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/inspector-general-report-russia-investigation/index.html

A Test for Today’s Republicans

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WikiLeekZ has devised a test for the 80% of Republicans still kneeling and kow- towing before der Fuher Dear Leader

This Test is Stupid, Ridiculous and Perfectly Appropriate for Today’s Republican Party.

1      Did Ukraine engage in the same lies and meddling in the 2016 US elections as the Russians?

2     Did the US really land on the Moon in 1969?

3     Is the Moon made of Cheese?

4    Has Donald Trump ever told a lie?

5      Is Andy Kauffman currently living peacefully on Long Island with Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis Presley?

6      Are Nigerians still giving away free money?

7      Is Mexico paying for the Wall?

8      Is it true that Trump never heard of or barely knows Manafort, Michael Cohen, Mike Flynn or Giuliani?

9     Is it true that The 3 Amigos (Volker, Perry & Sondland) went to Kiev to save the village from the ruthless Russians?

1  Did The Maleficent 7-( Trump , Giuliani, Pence, Pompeo, Mulvaney, Graham & Nunez) arrive just in time in Kiev to help the 3 Amigos  save the Ukrainian government?

1  Did The Dynamic Duo of Lev Parnas & Igor Fruman also ride in to Kiev, guns ablaze, to assist with the dirty work of the 3 & the 7?

If you scored 9 Yes’s and two No’s, you’re a good present-day Republican.

Congratulations! You now qualify for a free 6 month course in Critical Thinking and Real American Studies.

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Melania Shops for Impeachment Hearings Trousseau 

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Shortly after trump made his declaration that he may testify at the Impeachment Hearings, Melania trump was seen at the Neiman Marcus private show room on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington DC.

Evidently, Melania is getting ready to attend the hearings with her husband dressed in her finest.

According to tailors in the back rooms, Melania Trump spent about 2 hours viewing potential Impeachment Hearings-appropriate dresses.

The tailors related that she had a difficult time choosing between a star spangled red, white and blue outfit with matching red MAGA bolero-style hat and a muted black and white horizontally-stripped pantsuit with a pillbox hat.

According to another seamstress, the First Lady, in the end, decided to take home both outfits and said she would choose between them at the last moment to see how the wind was blowing.

“Please charge the star spangled dress to Donald and send the stripped outfit bill to me personally at this address”, the seamstress overheard Mrs Trump tell the manager.

She also added a silver chain necklace to accessorize.

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One of the Three Amigos Wins Mexican Standoff with Trump & Republicans

Remembers Truth from Falsehood

and Makes November 20th History List

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Historical events occurring on November 20

1194 Palermo, Sicily is Conquered by Emperor Henry VI

1431 First meeting of Order of the Golden Fleece

1616 Bishop Richelieu becomes French Minister of Foreign Affairs and War

1889 Gustav Mahler’s First Symphony is performed

1910 Revolution breaks out in Mexico led by Francisco Madero

1917 Ukrainian Republic declared

2019 Amigo, Gordon Sondland, speaks Truth to Power in UkraineGate Hearings

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Aids look for trump’s mind at Walter Reed Hospital 

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In an unannounced visit, Trump was rushed to Walter Reed Hospital ...

White House staff, with the condition of anonymity, said that trump was acting very strangely in the hours before the unexpected trip. The source told WikiLeekZ that the president did not have his usual Big Macs with fries and a Diet Coke for dinner, but instead, requested a Caesar Salad with Kale,  organic grilled chicken and an iced green tea, no sugar, please and thank you.

The source went on to recount how trump asked to put Pompeo and Barr on the mornings’ schedule as he wanted to demand that they tell the real truth in an afternoon press conference.

Another source told WikiLeekZ that he saw trump reading a book on American history and wondering out loud if historian John Meacham would dare come to the White House and answer a few questions he had about slavery and the KKK.

And, the same source swore that he saw Stephen Miller huddling with Mike Mulvaney and Mike Pence together with the WH physician and pointing toward the Oval Office where trump was reading while Miller mimicked someone reading a book. Pence was seen putting his finger to his temple and making a circular motion.

What really seemed to cause consternation was that the four were overheard discussing trump’s offer to Pelosi to testify at the House Impeachment Hearings.

They all seemed perplexed and decided to call in Melania, who when she heard the strange goings on, shook her head vigorously in agreement.

The next thing the staff person knew was that the president was led out of the office and into the waiting SUV’s by a Secret Service team bound for the psychiatric department of Walter Reed.

WikiLeekZ can only surmise that his aids, principally Stephen Miller and Pence, thought trump was losing his mind and wanted bring him to his senses.

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All  the President’s Cowards

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World’s Greatest Coward of the Week Award

Mike Pompeo has just about 12 hours to cement his position as World’s Greatest-Coward of the Week.

If Pompeo does not come before the press and defend the integrity of his State Department of the United States of America team, he will certainly clinch the much despised, but often awarded title of the WORLD’S GREATEST COWARD of the WEEK AWARD.

Past Coward Award winners include John Kelly, Gary Cohn and last year, a Group Award went to the entire group of Senate Republicans.

In Secretary of State Pompeo’s case, trump and others have trashed long- time State Department officials Kent, Taylor and others prior to and after their testimony on Wednesday. trump, as usual, went one step better and tweeted out insults of the former Ukraine ambassador in real time during today’s testimony of Marie Yovanovitch.

So far this week, and in weeks prior, Pompeo has not uttered one word of support for his professional Foreign Service staff. He’s an especially worthy potential award winner because among other reasons, a leader, to lead, must have the respect and trust of his team.

Pompeo has neither and will soon have another plaque to hang on the wall next to his Westpoint diploma and Harvard University JD diploma. 

WikiLeekZ rhetorically asks, WHY? How does the happen? Is the job pompeo has now, which gives him a chance to travel to interesting places and meet interesting people or, the future job he hopes to have...Senator, President or Governor, so important to him that he is now bereft of any moral compass or any ethical foundation he may have once possessed.

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Donald, IF YOU’RE LISTENING...

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Donald, IF YOU’RE LISTENING...

Well over 4,000 lynching victims in America and their families Beg To Differ with you about your stated false equivalency between your current impeachment process and the extrajudicial lynchings that took place throughout our country.

Donald, IF YOU’RE LISTENING...

In Syria, 100’s of killed and Hundreds of thousands of fleeing Kurdish women, children and men Beg To Differ with your statement that the “the Kurds are Happy” with your deal with Turkey.

Donald, IF YOU’RE LISTENING...

Career State Department Foreign Service officials Beg To Differ with your version of the Ukraine telephone call and have stated so in Congressional Hearings.

Donald, IF YOU’RE LISTENING...

Turkey, Russia, ISIS, Assad and Iran are working on a joint thank you letter for your generous gift.

Donald, IF YOU’RE LISTENING...

You have about 3 weeks to decide to resign or to add your name to the dishonored presidents’s list-along with Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon & Bill Clinton.

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October 19, 2019

White House Releases G7 venue site Search information.

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A Whistleblower has just handed WikiLeekZ the White House G7 Site Search information.

The White House G7 Venue Search Protocol:

... Official, Top Secret, Eyes Only, Trump Family Members Only ....Upon Pain and Massive Suffering

Search was carried out by Ivanka and Don, Jr by consulting the website of 11 Trump properties scattered throughout the United States over a period of 2 hours and 17 minutes.

Results of the exhaustive Search are listed below. Criteria considered were: IS PROPERTY OWNED BY TRUMP and Is venue located in America, Russia or Turkey?

Data Collected:

Trump International Washington, DC. NO ROOMS AVAILABLE .....Saudi Arabia & Turkey have booked hotel for next 2 years and pain double in advance.

Trump National Doral Resort. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. Summer Florida Heat and humidity greatly overstated. Bedbugs have fled heat for the summer. NEEDS $. Trump weather man guarantees NO Hurricanes. The only property with almost enough rooms to accommodate the G7 gathering. Low June occupancy rate...Doral needs business.

Trump Las Vegas International TOO HOT in June and booked solid with conventions.

Trump National Golf Club Bedminster MAKES TOO MUCH $ for Trump in June

Mar a Lago Club. NO ROOMS. Unregistered immigrant staff have fled.

Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago. MAKES TOO MUCH $ for Trump in June

Trump National Golf Course Westchester. NO ROOMS. Tee times solidly booked and making $ for Trump in June

Trump Winery, Virginia. NO HOTEL ROOMS. Will be too busy supplying Trump Wine for G7 at Doral

Trump Tower, NYC. NO HOTEL ROOMS

Trump National, Hudson Valley. ONLY A GOLF COURSE and makes $ for Trump in June

Trump International Hotel and Tower, Hawaii OBAMA MAY BE VACATIONING in Hawaii in June

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October 11, 2019

trump and His ‘Big Lie’ strategy

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WikiLeekZ takes off the gloves...

In order to counter the heinous lies and distortions trump has been slinging these past 3+ years, WikiLeekZ has decided to hit the President hard with its own lying statements that trump did not make but will be attributed to trump anyway. These words and deeds are complete fabrications but WikiLeekZ has decided to fight fire with Fire, his lies with bigger Lies and deeds with even bigger Deeds.

This strategy is designed to confuse and infuriate his diehard supporters in the upcoming election, leading to a huge, total and perfect defeat of the Tweeter-in-Chief. WikiLeekZ is co-opting trump’s Big Lie strategy which is based upon the actual, documented working theories of Hitler’s Propaganda and Entertainment Minister, Joseph Goebbels.

Goebbels wrote....”If you tell a Lie Big Enough and keep Repeating it, People will eventually come to Believe It. ...it thus becomes Vitally Important for the State to use all of its Powers to Repress Dissent, for the Truth is the Mortal Enemy of the Lie, and thus, by extension, the Truth is the Greatest Enemy of the State”. - Joseph Goebbels 

“Let me Control the Media and I will turn any Nation into a Herd of Pigs”- Joseph Goebbels

STEP ONE...

WikiLeekZ Big Lies:

Big Lie #1...In a private meeting with Putin, trump and a photographer, Putin turned trump into his sex slave and had the action photographed while watching trump’s Moscow Pee Tape.

Big Lie # 2...Trump and Jared borrowed a much needed $ 7.425 Billion from Saudi Arabia-contingent upon trump acquiescing to any and all demands now and in the future of Mohammed bin Salman.

Big Lie # 3...trump has cheated in every golf match he’s ever played in, has cheated on every wife (without being able to consummate the tryst) he’s ever had and WikiLeekZ has black and white evidence of trump- Pere & Fils cheating on every single business deal and tax form they’ve ever been involved in.

STEP TWO...

Repeat

STEP THREE...

Repeat

etc.;

NEXT STEP

New Lies

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Trump to Auction Off Statue of Liberty....

After Hawking Sharpies on his website

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Let's drive @CNN and the rest of the FAKE NEWS absolutely crazy!
Get your official 'Trump Marker' NOW.

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Exclusive from WikiLeekZ …to compliment trump’s sale of Sharpies…

Proposed trump Executive Order #2,876

I, Donald John Trump, with the power invested in the office of the President of the United States, hereby decree that the Statue of Liberty, located on Liberty Island, NYC, shall be placed in auction on July 4, 2020. It has become clear to me and others I know, that since my Inauguration, the inscription no longer applies to the America First, United States.

‘How can America be First when millions of wretched, tired, poor masses invade America from their teeming shores’?

‘Anyway, the sale will help fund the Wall just as proceeds from my sanctioned sales of the Plymouth Rock, the Golden Gate Bridge and Independence Hall will do. And, since they are very old and no longer in use, I plan to sell the original copies of the Constitution, Declaration of Independence and the Great Law of Peace...the Constitution of the Iroquois Nation. All told, after commission is paid, the Wall will be paid for prior to the election’.

‘Would somebody wipe those tears from Lady Liberty's eyes?’

‘By the way’, the President casually remarked, ‘Don, Jr is handling all sales and, as a Patriot, has graciously reduced his fee from 60% to 47% of gross’.

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