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trump unveils his Senate Impeachment Trial Defense

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WikiLeeKZ scoops trump’s Trial Tactic

Yesterday, Giuliani told trump that he just returned from Ukraine with a Huge Dump Truck load of Dirt on the Biden’s.

Consequently, trump is planning to have Rudy be a key player at the Senate Impeachment Trial. Trump has his defense strategy all story-boarded out.

trump explained to Rudy that on the first day of the Trial, he wants Rudy to drive that huge star-spangled Ukrainian Biden Dirt Dump Truck, while wearing a red MAGA hat, right up the steps of the Capitol, crash through the doors and come to a screeching halt in the hearing chamber!

trump will position GoPro cameras and have his own camera crew covering the whole spectacular event.

Trump feels that the images of the ruckus alone are worth 2 Nielsen TV Rating points and at least 500,000 votes, mostly from truckers.

Trump intimated that Rudy doesn’t have to actually testify, he just has to drive the truck and make CNN’s evening news.

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