George Santos confesses to being an Alien, a Space Alien

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George Santos, newly-elected to the US Congress from New York, has just given the American public a new version of his life story. In an interview with UFO Today, Santos confessed that he is actually an Alien - from another planet who crash landed on Earth a few weeks ago.

He was able, he stated, to assume the form of a man he had seen in a newspaper article but has had difficulty in forming a life story/biography because of his lack of understanding of human society and institutions. Consequently, his biography and CV are somewhat apocryphal.

Alien/Santos further explained that he assumed various life stories from daily newspapers to round out his life when questioned by humans. He further related that he had no qualms about making up his biography as it seemed to him that almost all humans did so.

When asked why he ran for Congress, he answered by saying it seemed to be the best line of work because he figured that he’s have a lot of time off, get paid handsomely and as a GOP Congressman, no Republican would question his lies.

The reporter then asked Santos “what other professional bodies had you considered taking the form of”;  Santos, repeating his name, ‘Santos’, said he’d considered becoming a Saint but with so many saints of varying life stories, he had a hard time choosing. “But, I’m leaning toward Saint Donald, the Clairvoyant”.

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 Trump tweets ‘LOVE TO ALL’ Christmas Message

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Donald Trump wished a “Merry Christmas” Saturday

“Merry Christmas to EVERYONE, including the Radical Left Marxists that are trying to destroy our Country, the Federal Bureau of Investigation that is illegally coercing & paying Social and Lame Stream Media to push for a mentally disabled Democrat over the Brilliant, Clairvoyant, and USA LOVING Donald J. Trump,  and, of course, the Department of Injustice which appointed a Special “Prosecutor” who, together with his wife and family, HATES “Trump” more than any other person on earth.

LOVE TO ALL!

Isn’t it about time that we finally put trump out to pasture to live the remainder of his life writing and saying incoherent ramblings in the middle of a vast fenced-in field with no one in sight.

Is it true that if trump spouts inane messages but no one hears him- that he has finally, for the good of America, himself and family, become irrelevant?

‘Bless his little heart’, as they say in the South

Unfortunately, on this day, December 25, 2022…this is NOT Satire!

Breaking NEWZ- WikiLeekZ has offered trump a job as head of the Satire-writing department!

 putin Rejects his Orwellian Language.

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After more than ten (10) months of brutal fighting, killing, raping of civilians and the bombing of hospitals, schools and churches during the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Vladimir putin finally rejected his Orwellian language.

During those 10 months of inhumane, ruthless war visited upon Ukraine, putin had called his invasion of Ukraine a ‘SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION’.

Yesterday he finally admitted that what he had ordered and waged was WAR and not a ‘SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION’.

Putin came to this conclusion after enrolling in a Zoom history class entitled ‘What is WAR and What is a ‘SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION’’?

After more than ten months of intense study and personal reflection, putin came to the conclusion that for these past ten months, Russia, under his direction, has been, in act and deed, waging WAR against Ukraine.

In his Zoom class, putin learned that Clausewitz cogently defines war as a rational instrument of foreign policy: “an act of violence intended to compel our opponent to fulfill our will”.

 “What a revelation…it was if a light bulb was turned on in my brain” putin exclaimed!

Now, he told his senior military officers, “I will unleash the ‘dogs of war’ against Ukraine and its people, infrastructure and culture”

“But sir”, the Army Chief of Staff responded, “we’ve thrown everything we have against the Ukrainian people, infrastructure and culture and we still can’t defeat them”.

“I have three ideas that will solve this problem”, putin exclaimed-

“Firstly, Declare War on Ukraine…that will surely scare them into submission because now we’re at war and not engaging in a ‘Special Military Operation”

“Secondly, release the tens of thousands of Russians who were jailed because they had publicly declared that we were actually at war. Provide them with a uniform and a rifle and ship them off to Ukraine. THEY knew we were at WAR months ago and because of their understanding are best suited to actually be fighting a war”.

“Thirdly, throw the kitchen sink at them…if you catch my drift”.

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That trump-What a Card!…You Gotta Hand it to Him…But Not Crypto

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Today, the House January 6^th Committee recommended to the DOJ  that former president Donald Trump be charged with four crimes:

Inciting or assisting an insurrection,

Obstruction of an official proceeding of Congress,

Conspiracy to defraud the United States and

Conspiracy to make a false statement.

WikiLeekZ is the first to report that trump, never one to pass up a grift, and his new partner, Sam Bankman-Fried, are now offering NFT trading cards for $999 each-(Crypto Not Accepted ) - with images such as:

trump in full Medieval Armor Riding a White Steed holding a Lance and poised to charge up the steps to the Capitol

trump adorned in a priestly robe holding a Bible aloft proclaiming his innocence

trump in the witness stand glowering and pointing a stubby finger at the judge and jury, shouting-“I’ll sue you”!                                                                                                                                            

trump, in a voluminous, flowing pure white gown and rocking a halo is pointing to photos of Giuliani, Don, Jr, Mike Pence and Melania as the real unpatriotic/ conspirators

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trump; Trailblazer, Trendsetter or Grifter?

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With the success of trump NFT trading cards (sold out within hours at $99 each), a coterie of Super Hero wannabees including Elon Musk, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jung Un, Marjorie Taylor-Green, Ye, Tucker Carlson and Ron DeSantis have all decided to climb aboard the “Look at Me” Super Hero, NFT Trump Train.

They’re convening at Mar-A-Lago for a strategy session with trump, the King of Super Hero NFT’s and his marketing and graphic design teams. trump, of course, will be accompanied by his accountants and lawyers to be sure trump gets his 30%  share of the profits generated by the wannabees + his upfront  ‘creative’ idea fee.

trump’s creative team has been busy preparing mock-ups and examples of the wannabee NFT’s in classic trump-like Super Hero poses.

Putin, understandably, will be riding astride a white horse Lady Godiva style-without shirt or pants.

Ron DeSantis is shown bursting out of his political suit and tie as he slays alligators with Fauci and Biden-like heads.

MTG’ card shows she in a nouveau Jean d’Arc pose, with bare breasts, holding an  American Flag in one hand and an AK47 in the other as she leads a ‘patriotic’ gaggle of horned insurrectionists attacking the Capitol.

A last-minute Crypto/NFT consultant, Sam Bankman-Fried has been announced as the Key Note speaker… assuming he’s not in jail.

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 Yet Another Bright Idea From trump

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WikiLeekZ is amazed that time after time, trump keeps coming up with these brilliant ideas! How does he do it, inquiring minds want to know?

On Saturday, former President and eminent Constitutional Scholar, Donald trump, called for the * ‘termination of the US Constitution’ to overturn the 2020 election and reinstate him to power in a continuation of his election denialism and pushing of fringe conspiracy theories. 

“Do you throw the Presidential Election Results of 2020 OUT and declare the RIGHTFUL WINNER, or do you have a NEW ELECTION”-  trump inquired.

At the same time, trump also stated that he had called Queen Elizabeth and demanded that the Magna Carta, written in 1215, be abolished.

He also called Maria Luisa Berti Manuel Ciavatta, the Captains General of San Marino, and suggested that even though San Marino’s constitution dates back to 1600 that it too should be terminated and that Don, Jr be made Absolute Ruler of San Marino.

Of particular interest to trump was the Iroquois Confederacy, which historians have argued wielded a significant influence on the U.S. Constitution. When trump learned of this, he suggested to his closet aids that they have a Pow Wow with Chiefs Tecumseh, Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse, Geronimo and Quanah Parker in order to revise or terminate the current US Constitution.

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*Believe it or not, that’s a true trump statement!

 

 

 trump to flip to coin at Mar a Lago

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trump, always one to seek attention and stoke his ego, has invited Kari Lake, the recent loser in the Arizona gubernatorial race for a visit to Mar a Lago.

Lake, who is a fawning, admiring follower of trump and all thing trumpian is making the trip across country to discuss and plot how she and trump can disrupt the Arizona vote counting process and gain control of the Arizona government.

trump, on the other hand, has more interesting ideas which are still tied to his political…and personal future. In the ostentatious Grand Ballroom of his hotel, trump is planning to make a Huge announcement under imported crystal chandeliers…’an announcement the likes of which has never been made in the annals of American politics’, as his press release states.

‘President trump’s entire family will be present at this momentous occasion’ according to his press release.

At High Noon, trump accompanied by his All-Star band enters to “Ruffles and Flourishes” and is trailed by his entire beaming family, including Melania. Kari Lake and her husband of 25 years, Jeff Halperin, are arm in arm with trump.

It’s now time for the announcement: trump, alone, approaches the dais carrying a small be-jeweled box made of the finest Corinthian Leather. Without further ado, trump opens the box and removes a large gold coin; one side is a portrait in profile of the former president and the other side is emblazoned with his rear end.

Trump, with all of the drama and egotism he can muster flips the coin high in the air, catches it and slaps it on his wrist. When trump looks at it, he is somewhat dejected. ‘There was a breeze which altered the result’ he shouted, and flipped the coin again…and then again. The 4th time, was a charm for him. Trump made his momentous announcement.

‘I have chosen my running mate and…my new wife, Kari Lake’.

You can imagine the surprised looks on his family’s faces and Kari’s husband, Jeff. For her part, Kari look surprised but pleased and came over and gave trump a deep kiss as Jeff and Melania walked out of sight. They could be seen smiling broadly.

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Just Fill in the Blanks

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Because of the recent spate of Mass Murders in America, WikiLeekZ has devised a process that will immensely assist the Press, Police and even ordinary people. It’s simple to use, especially in time of stress and even danger; it’s called the Mass Murder Template and here’s the first draft.

A Mass Murder has occurred at _______pm at the _____church, ____elementary school, _____Big Box store on ______street in ______, IL, CA, NY, TN, WI.

____people were killed and _____were wounded, including _____school age kids.

The shooter was a_______ year old _____ who was wearing a ______and possessed_____ hand guns and a _____automatic rifle.

Police state that he bought the _______at a _____in _____NJ, AL, MS. The Ammunition was purchased legally at the _____.

Neighbors all say that they ______ surprised or ____  surprised that ____could have killed his____ in cold blood.

Congressmen and Senators expressed their ______ and _____  and  vowed to____ and ____when the time is appropriate.

This template is available to all Americans free of charge and can be found at a Walmart, a shopping center, an elementary school or a church near you. But not at gun dealers or gun shows.

______  Thanksgiving everyone.

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America says “We Give Up”!

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Yesterday in Colorado Springs, a 22 year old man shot and killed 5 men and wounded 18 at the gay club -Q. It was the 6^th Mass Shooting within the past month in this country.

America the Beautiful continues morphing into America the Violent with no end in sight; and according to WikiLeekZ, the country is almost all set, if it hasn’t already, to give up.

In an entirely unscientific poll conducted by WikiLeekZ early this morning, Americans overwhelmingly stated that ‘we’re not going to fret over these horrific killings any longer. We’ve decided that we’ll just not go to movies, churches, places of work, schools, shopping malls, gay nightclubs, mosques, baseball or football games, post offices, grocery stores, parks or family gatherings.’

When the results of the poll were published, stock prices in Netflix, Zoom, Colt, Smith & Wesson, Amazon, Fox, Amazon Prime, Uber Eats, Hello Fresh and most tech companies shot up 32.5% in a few short hours.

When reached for comment, Jeff, Rupert and Elon all acknowledged that mass killings and the survey conducted by WikiLeekZ was a boon to their companies business and admitted that the outlook for years, if not decades to come was rosy.

Kevin McCarthy was heard over an open mike to wonder who the Republican Party will have to blame now that Nancy Pelosi was no longer in office…’well’, he whined, ‘there’s still Hunter and George Soros. However, he added, we have to tread lightly because a lot of companies are profiting and we don’t want to give Hunter and Soros credit’!

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 trump-a One Trick Pony

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Last night, trump’s return to the track was a boring regurgitation and reminder of the many races trump has run and lost.

In the opinion of WikiLeekZ, trump’s a One Trick Pony whose time has come for him to quietly be put out to pasture.

In his hour long-winded, boring speech announcing his candidacy for President, trump repeated his old, worn out, fake grievances that we’ve all heard ad nauseum for years. Even though this is not his first or second rodeo, he’s still the same jockey beating a dead horse and expecting to finish ‘in the money’.

trump, who fancies himself a thoroughbred, a stud, a wild stallion has become an over-the-hill nag who is all show and no go.

For those watching and listening to his ‘announcement’, it was like standing in front of a carnival carousel and seeing the same horse & message pass by time after time.

However, the touts are not betting against trump in the primary races.

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The Word of the Day   HYPOCRISY

A WIKITORIAL

I love the way so-called Republicans are jumping off the trump train since the election results have come in. As an example, former trump White House communications director Alyssa Farah Griffin urged the Republican Party to ditch the former president by saying…

"If you want the Republican Party to thrive, we've got to just finally speak out and say, 'This man is a loser,”

Yeah, really? She was the holier-than-thou White House com director for trump…what did she think about the ‘loser’ during her tenure? How do You finally spell hypocrisy, Alyssa?

Former Trump White House deputy press secretary Sarah Matthews agreed that Trump was a drag on the party.

"I think last night was the biggest indicator that Donald Trump should not be the Republican nominee in 2024," she said. "He cost Republicans winnable seats by boosting poor quality candidates."

Yeah, really? Where was she when President trump boosted (picked) one poorly qualified, greedy dufuss after another to run the government?

 "Big money donors are telling me tonight they are ready to turn the page on Donald Trump,"  CNN's Alice Stewart reported on Wednesday. "They now see he is an anchor on the party and this is not just people that have not been supportive of Trump, these are Trump allies."

Yeah, oh really? Where were those so-called big-money trump donors when trump was riding high and enabling them to reap huge rewards from tax and regulatory policies as president? They were on the evil trump train of HYPOCRISY, POWER AND MONEY

An anonymous Republican source told Fox News that "if it wasn't clear before it should be now: we have a Trump problem."

Oh really! Didn’t Mr Anonymous Republican know that for years the nation had a ‘trump problem’? Mr Anonymous Republican was capable of looking past the ‘trump problem’ as he was shoveling in money and amassing power from direct policies overseen by trump and his henchmen. Now, afraid that the mine of power and gold may not be reborn with trump leading the Republican Party, he’s jumping off the trump train with a mass of HYPOCRISY trailing behind him.

But it’s only now that there is a ‘trump problem’ right?                                                                 Now, with trump seemingly vulnerable, these filthy unpatriotic anonymous people fear losing their ill-gotten power and lucre if he were to lead the Republican Party.

Even long-time trump backer and enabler Rupert Murdoch and his Fox News and NY Post blasted trump as the  election nights’ biggest loser and labeled De Santis De Future. Excuse me, but didn’t Murdoch with his Fox News almost singlehandedly put that “biggest loser’ in power and while in power parrot every ignorant, inane, bigoted utterance trump spewed? Murdoch made his mountain of money with trump and now is betting in De Future to continue his HYPOCRITICAL, money-grubbing danger to a democratic America.

WikiLeekZ gives Senator Lindsay Graham, the admitted senator and tireless Trump sycophant, the Last Word.

“Definitely not a Republican wave, that’s for darn sure,”-Graham

What a bunch of hypocritical, mean anti-democratic jerks making hypocritical fools of themselves!

Zeny

 

 WikiLeekZ  Puts on Its Thinking Cap

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In an interview with Hannity on Faux Newz last week, trump opined

“There doesn’t have to be a process, as I understand it,” Trump said. “You’re the president of the United States, you can declassify just by saying it’s declassified, even by thinking about it.”

That was welcomed news for WikiLeekZ because yesterday, WikiLeekZ put on its Thinking Cap and is now waiting by the phone for congratulatory calls from:

The Nobel Prize Committee for thinking about how to assure peace between Russia and Ukraine

The Pulitzer Prize people for thinking about writing explosive articles detailing where Elvis is hiding out and what he’s been doing since his ‘disappearance’.

The Booker Prize Committee for thinking about starting to write that Great American Novel.

The Academy Awards …WikiLeekZ admits he wasn’t actually thinking about winning best actor- just dreamed about it. Does that still count?

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Donald Who? What Was That Name Again?

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Yesterday, after the momentous legal pronouncements handed down in regard to trump’s legal challenges, WikiLeekZ’s intrepid Washington reporters have fanned out across the Federal City to interview as many Republicans as possible.

WikiLeekZ wanted to get their opinions in the light of the seemingly crushing legal jeopardy trump finds himself in.

Of the 128 Republicans WikiLeekZ approached for comment, only seven responded; the remaining 121 acted as if they were trying out for the Summer Olympics track team or just remembered that they had to meet a man with a dog.

When asked to comment about Donald J trump, the former president, House Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy replied ‘Donald who? What did you say his name was’?

Mitch McConnell grandly said  “that the number one priority he had was keeping President Trump from getting a second term.”

Liz Cheney simply repeated a modified chant often heard at trump rallies ‘Lock him up, lock him up’!

WikiLeekZ had a stroke of luck when our reporter encountered Don, Jr coming out of the Trump International Hotel bar looking somewhat disheveled. In commenting about his dad, Don, Jr was in tears and said ‘Daddy always liked Ivanka better than me or Eric, I never got the puppy for Christmas and he never sat down with us for dinne’ ; he quickly walked away hiding his tears from passersby.

A few minutes later, the same reporter stopped a guy with a hard hat and carpenter’s belt and asked him to comment on trump’s legal woes. His vociferous response drew a small crowd. ‘Yeah, I know that son of a bitch-he stiffed me for $62,000 for extensive cabinetry work I did at his hotel-right behind us. And I’m not the only one of us small business men. I heard that some of his lawyers never got paid for work that they did either’.

One of our reporters had the idea to go to a local golf course to see what he could turn up. ‘Senator Graham, do you have a comment on Donald trump’s legal predicament’?

‘trump?, trump?…wasn’t he the guy with the funny, kind of orange hair who used to have some sort of job in DC? I really didn’t know him very well; although I’d occasionally see him on the Bedminster golf course’.

‘Hey Sean, Sean Hannity did you know Donald trump?  ‘Yeah, I once knew that grifter, played golf with him a couple of times but stopped playing with him when he cheated on the 17^th  green at Bethesda…he swindled me out of five bucks! Other than that, I hardly knew him. I’d see him around the studio with Tucker; we always called him the Great Unknowing…never knew what he did for a living.’

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By the way, some of you who have been reading WikiLeekZ don’t realize that I write it… not just forwarding something that I like.

Cheers,

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After Legal Setbacks, the Orange-Crowned Super Mole Surveys His Domain

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Yesterday, the trump appointed/dominated US Appeals Court and the New York Attorney General delivered devastating whacks to the Orange-Crowned Super Mole - aka Donald J trump.

However, as the Super Mole surveyed his domain of the too-many-to-count victorious legal issues, he felt confident that he could again win at the government ‘Witch Hunt’ game of Whack-A-Mole.

As he surveyed his pocked-marked field of political life with a malicious all-knowing grin, he fondly recalled the history of his many close escapes from the political and legal mallet assaults of his vicious enemies.

After all, among his many victories were his survival of  two impeachment attempts, countless sexual assault charges and so far  the January 6^th Committee accusations. Why wouldn’t he evade these new charges now he thought?

WHACK!

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WikiLeekZ predicts 17 Come to Jesus moments

the fact we now know there were highly classified, restricted access documents about another country’s nuclear defense capabilities stored at Mar-a-Lago is a game changer with regard to the risk it poses to our national security”.- Shawn Turner, former director of communications for US national intelligence.

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WikiLeekZ makes a prediction…

Despite the above revelation, WikiLeekZ predicts that no more than 17 trump ordinary MAGA acolytes will have changed they minds and allegiance away from trump…and that’s only because they thought him stupid to not have destroyed, traded them for complete exoneration or sold the documents.

By the way, on an August 9^th posting, WikiLeekZ suggested that among the love letters from Kim, the naked pictures of Macron and other such personal stuff, the FBI would find evidence of nuclear secrets in those basement-dwelling Bankers Boxes.

Once the Feds figure out what the contents of those strangely empty 40-some secret folders are, all hell is going to break loose among the Democrats; but nary a peep will be heard from those batshit crazy Republican office holders.

Those 30-40 million MAGA trumpists are so deep into their obsession with trump that they dare not come out publicly and refute his mendacious, dissolute life. So, after the contents of the empty folders is ascertained, WikiLeekZ is predicting that no more than 23 trumpers will go to confession and come clean to their priests.

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trump Promises to Place Jan 6^th Patriots in Positions of Trust

 

On Thursday, Former president Donald Trump said that he would “issue full pardons and a government apology to rioters who stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, and violently attacked law enforcement to stop the democratic transfer of power.

“I mean full pardons with an apology to many,”

 

To further show his appreciation of the Jan 6^th Patriots, trump promised to place many of them into positions of ‘Public Trust’ and Power.

 

Trump also forcefully stated that he would continue his policy of pardoning 2 live, loser Thanksgiving turkeys.

Additionally, trump casually mentioned providing a retroactive pardon to Jeffery Epstein

 

trump also brazenly declared that he would issue pardons to General Mike Flynn,    Steve Bannon, Madison Cawthorne and Matt Gaetz on Day One of his second four year presidential term and would re-consider the hundreds of pardon requests he received as he was leaving the White House on Jan 20, 2021

 

In addition, trump declared  ‘I have no doubt that if I choose to become a candidate; I will make sure that all poll workers, election officials and voting machines understand exactly what it will take to elect me President For Life and to MAGA!

 

In order to fulfill the wish of millions of my supporters, on DAY TWO, I will ‘Lock Her Up’

 

His last declaration in regard to the issuance of Presidential Pardons once he becomes president is that he will create a new department; The Department of Indulgences and Pardons. This new NGO will examine all requests for Pardons in the light of how much money the supplicant is willing to pay The Donald to stay out of jail in order to continue his or her nefarious/criminal/immoral behavior.

 

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 trump to Name Ivanka President-in-Exile.

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Yesterday, our Former Fearless Fuhrer demanded that he be installed as commander-in-chief of the United States

trump proposed a “minimal solution” if he is not returned to the White House right away: Declare the 2020 vote “irreparably compromised” and hold a new election “immediately.”

In golf terms, trump wants a Mulligan and a Gimme on the 2020 election because, he declared, “the 2020 Election irreparably compromised and have a new Election, immediately!”

Trump, well-known for cheating at golf, offered a compromise third way solution in which trump would declare Ivanka President-in-Exile until this whole unbelievable Wrong Election/Tournament has been Rectified. While in exile, Ivanka will be living in a castle on a Scottish trump property.

In the same screed, trump also demanded that the Academy Awards retroactively award him an Oscar for his cameo role in the 1992 movie Home Alone 2

Thirdly, trump demanded that the National Association of Universities declare trump University as the forth greatest university in the world just behind Harvard, MIT and Stanford and slightly better than Cal Tech, Oxford and Cambridge Universities.

 Additionally, but importantly, trump wanted to demand that Golf Digest declare that the 18 Golf Club Championships (at his clubs) trump says he won, be memorialized in a special commemorative issue… even though, despite what The Commander in Cheat swears, his version is total fiction.

This was a bridge too far for even a trump. Don, Jr convinced his dad that if reporters started digging into his ‘inaccurate’ golf scores and other deviousness- which enabled him to claim 18 club championships and then discovered that he was (and is) the Commander in Cheat, all of his rich golfing buddies would declare him persona non grata and promptly end his political career.

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It’s NOT a Raid- it’s a ‘Special Search Military Operation’

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The FBI is being very careful in its terminology of its recent raid on trump’s house and offices in Florida. Taking a clue from Putin who eschewed the use of the word ‘INVASION’ in regard to his invasion of Ukraine, and instead uses ‘Special Military Operation’ for its invasion of Ukraine, the FBI is using the term ‘Special Search Operation’ for its raid on trump’s Mar-A-Lago property.

WikiLeekZ has come into possession of a partial FBI list of items removed from trump’s safe at Mar-A-Lago during its ‘Special Search Military Operation’ raid.

August 8, 2022-‘Special Search Operation’ conducted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation at Mar-A-Lago, FL.

Contents removed from walk-in safe:

Explicit love letters from Kim Jung-Un,

Docs and photos of Putin’s many estates and bank records kept in the event that Putin threatens trump with the release of pee pee tapes

2 pounds of diamonds from MBS and a letter of gratitude for keeping the CIA’s true information of the MBS’s ordered Khashoggi murder from public disclosure

Souvenir photos of trump with three -16 year old girls from Epstein’s stable

The black sharpie used to draw the hurricane map

A map of all US ICBM silos with an offer for sale to China and Russia,

Lists and dossiers of all covert CIA agents in China, Russia, Iran, Cuba, California, NY, and Kansas,

Updated nuclear key codes

A special Presidential boxed set of 128 Crayola’s  and 144 limited-edition coloring books including the trump golf courses and clubhouses, trump’s favorite McDonald’s restaurants, a coloring book of figures such as Putin, Kim, Orban, Mussolini, Erdogan, Hitler and Stephen Miller and a ‘Child’s Coloring Book of American History’  

decades of tax forms

home phone numbers and addresses of thousands of people on trump’s ‘enemies list’ along with the many petty grievances trump harbors

list of addresses and maps of -  all McDonald’s in WDC, near Mar-a-Lago, Bedminster, NJ and in the vicinity of trump Tower

Trump’s little black book of hookers and playmates cleared by the secret service to enter the west wing

The bible held aloft at the Lafayette Square photo op

An industrial grade toilet bowl plunger

2 cases of ‘Helmet Hair’ hair spray

Seven tailor-made military uniforms with accompanying gold braids, hats and be-ribboned combat medals - all uniforms with gold-embroidered ‘TRUMP IS THE ONE’.

A dog-eared autographed copy of Mein Kampf

4 cases of ketchup bottles

An un-opened ‘Russian For Dummies’ book

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Big effing  deal!   Murdoch dumps  I$ME

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After about seven years of watching, listening to, observing and perhaps thinking about trump’s dangerous antics, the right wing NY Post rag and Wall Street Journal Editorial Boards have decided that –

“…as a matter of principle, as a matter of character, Trump has proven himself unworthy to be this country’s chief executive again.”

“Trump is ‘unworthy’ to hold office again following his ‘damning’ silence surrounding the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol attack.

“Jesus H Christ”!, writes WikiLeekZ. “It took all of this time- seven years- for you greedy, heartless bastards to figure that out”!

The two papers follow in the footsteps of a precious few Republican voters and office holders who had decided even before the Jan 6^th Hearings to abandon trump and his dangerous infantile words and deeds. But make no mistake, the vast majority of Republicans still worship and grovel at the feet of this unrepentant simpleton who possesses only one pronoun in his vocabulary…I. Pardon me; ME is the second pronoun in his simple, feral mass of disconnected, neuron-depleted grey cells.

Don’t be complacent, however. If for some reason…maybe being struck by lightning on the second hole at Bedminster Golf Club, there are plenty of Republican bad actors willing and eager to take his place and enter the good graces of the WSJ and NY Post. These so-called Americans may not possess the same gift of reaching the most base instincts of trump’s devotees, but, they may well be politically smarter or craftier than I$ME (trump).

Unfortunately for America however, these potential leaders of America have minds and hearts that are just as evil, cold-blooded and egoistic as I$ME.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.