WikiLeekZ Puts on Its Thinking Cap
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire
is Our Game
In an
interview with Hannity on Faux Newz last week, trump opined
“There
doesn’t have to be a process, as I understand it,” Trump said. “You’re the
president of the United States, you can declassify just by saying it’s
declassified, even by thinking about it.”
That was welcomed
news for WikiLeekZ because yesterday, WikiLeekZ put on its Thinking Cap and is
now waiting by the phone for congratulatory calls from:
The Nobel Prize Committee for thinking
about how to assure peace between Russia and Ukraine
The Pulitzer Prize people for thinking
about writing explosive articles detailing where Elvis is hiding out and what
he’s been doing since his ‘disappearance’.
The Booker Prize Committee for thinking
about starting to write that Great American Novel.
The Academy Awards …WikiLeekZ admits he
wasn’t actually thinking about winning best actor- just dreamed about it. Does
that still count?
WikiLeekZ is NOT
the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
“Soon, we hope”-WikiLeekZ
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