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trump Promises to Place Jan 6th Patriots in Positions
of Trust
On
Thursday, Former president Donald Trump said that he would “issue full pardons and a government apology to rioters who stormed the
U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, and violently attacked law enforcement to stop
the democratic transfer of power.
“I mean full pardons with an apology to many,”
To
further show his appreciation of the Jan 6th Patriots, trump
promised to place many of them into positions of ‘Public Trust’ and Power.
Trump also forcefully
stated that he would continue his policy of pardoning 2 live, loser Thanksgiving
turkeys.
Additionally,
trump casually mentioned providing a retroactive pardon to Jeffery Epstein
trump
also brazenly declared that he would issue pardons to General Mike Flynn, Steve Bannon, Madison Cawthorne and Matt
Gaetz on Day One of his second four
year presidential term and would re-consider the hundreds of pardon requests he
received as he was leaving the White House on Jan 20, 2021
In
addition, trump declared ‘I have no doubt that if I choose to become
a candidate; I will make sure that all poll workers, election officials and
voting machines understand exactly what it will take to elect me President For Life and to MAGA!
In
order to fulfill the wish of millions of my supporters, on DAY TWO, I will ‘Lock Her Up’
His
last declaration in regard to the issuance of Presidential Pardons once he
becomes president is that he will create a new department; The Department of Indulgences and Pardons. This new NGO will
examine all requests for Pardons in the light of how much money the supplicant
is willing to pay The Donald to stay out of jail in order to continue his or
her nefarious/criminal/immoral behavior.
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