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 trump to Name Ivanka President-in-Exile.

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Yesterday, our Former Fearless Fuhrer demanded that he be installed as commander-in-chief of the United States

trump proposed a “minimal solution” if he is not returned to the White House right away: Declare the 2020 vote “irreparably compromised” and hold a new election “immediately.”

In golf terms, trump wants a Mulligan and a Gimme on the 2020 election because, he declared, “the 2020 Election irreparably compromised and have a new Election, immediately!”

Trump, well-known for cheating at golf, offered a compromise third way solution in which trump would declare Ivanka President-in-Exile until this whole unbelievable Wrong Election/Tournament has been Rectified. While in exile, Ivanka will be living in a castle on a Scottish trump property.

In the same screed, trump also demanded that the Academy Awards retroactively award him an Oscar for his cameo role in the 1992 movie Home Alone 2

Thirdly, trump demanded that the National Association of Universities declare trump University as the forth greatest university in the world just behind Harvard, MIT and Stanford and slightly better than Cal Tech, Oxford and Cambridge Universities.

 Additionally, but importantly, trump wanted to demand that Golf Digest declare that the 18 Golf Club Championships (at his clubs) trump says he won, be memorialized in a special commemorative issue… even though, despite what The Commander in Cheat swears, his version is total fiction.

This was a bridge too far for even a trump. Don, Jr convinced his dad that if reporters started digging into his ‘inaccurate’ golf scores and other deviousness- which enabled him to claim 18 club championships and then discovered that he was (and is) the Commander in Cheat, all of his rich golfing buddies would declare him persona non grata and promptly end his political career.

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