trump no
Longer # One - Whines Unfair & Fake,
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is Our Game
Former
president Donald trump is no longer in the Number One position of being the
only president who has sequestered (or stolen) US government classified
documents.
In his quest
to take over the number one position, President Joe Biden has enlisted a small
army of his lawyers in search of any classified documents he may have taken and
kept during his long history of public service as a Senator, VP or President.
In the
meantime, trump is calling ‘Foul’ because, as he states, ‘Sleepy Joe has been in public service for decades while I had only
four years to take my classified documents and hide them. It’s not fair!’
‘Anyway’, trump continued, ‘I’ll bet I have more super-secret, classified, ‘eyes only’ documents
squirreled away in my various golf club locker rooms than Biden has ever seen’.
‘What I’m really worried about is
that Hilliary and Bill may have a treasure chest of photos and docs that will
make my stealing of national secrets look pretty paltry. They’ll probably knock
Biden into third place’.
‘Just think’, trumped mused, ‘what I could have done if I had been a Congressman, VP, President,
Ambassador to the UN and de facto Ambassador to China like George HW Bush was.
I could have filled warehouses with secret documents and made millions.
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