Life is Normal…Only Four Kids Murdered Today

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A travelling WikiLeekZ turned on a local TV station somewhere in America to catch the news. This is what WikiLeekZ heard…

“And, for today’s local and regional news…

It’s raining outside, lightning too. That’s very normal for this time of the year

4 children were murdered by gunfire on 7th St and Elm Ave. - 3 adults were seriously wounded…that’s pretty normal too.

A new French restaurant opened on Main Street this evening featuring excellent Provençal cuisine by Chef Jacques – how exciting!

27 shooting deaths were recorded in a Las Vegas nightclub last night. Two assailants still at large. This brings the total Las Vegas mass murders to 9 for the year.

Joe Jones caught a 22 pound walleye, a record for him but not a county record, Bob Smith holds that record…what a day at the lake! That’s quite a story!

The 7/11 on Center St was robbed at gunpoint. Thank God only one cashier died this time.

Our baseball team won 6-5 in an exciting game. What a great day for our town!”

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.

 

 

 

Are you really that Stupid or are you just acting that way?

A WikiTorial

WikiLeekZ Asks ALL Republicans…

Are you really that Stupid or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Mean-spirited or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Power-hungry or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Un Patriotic or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Selfish or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Spineless or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that lLL-informed or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Deaf or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Dumb or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Blind or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Bigoted or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Hateful or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Greedy or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Dangerous or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Un-Christ-Like or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Afraid or are you just acting that way?

Zeny            WikiLeekZ is NOT Satirical Today

 

 

 

 "Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose", -Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr  

 “The more things change the more...they remain the same   “

 

WikiLeekZ is Our name…Satire is Our Game

 

In an effort to effect change in America

WikiLeekZ asks the questions… is it better to …

a) Shoot first and Ask questions later or

b) Ask questions and Shoot later (if necessary)

 

To solve that problem, WikiLeekZ advances this solution…to wit

All new police officers to be vetted people of color only and integrated into every police force for the next 5 years

No new police chief will be Caucasian; mixed race okay

If a police officer shoots and kills or grievously wounds someone which is unwarranted, The Police Chief and City Manager are fired the next day

Make guns black and Tasers yellow and position guns on dominant side…oh, that’s already a thing?

Send notices to appear in court for minor infractions to correct address

All police officers are to spend more time in learning how to deescalate and diffuse a confrontation than learning how to shoot black young men

Manufacturers of hand guns and automatic rifles will be made to pay $5 million to the family within 3 months if a person of color, or Caucasian is wrongly killed by a police officer. $2 million if shot and wounded this is final...NO APPEAL.

All gun shows are now illegal, period.

After a period of 5 years, an evaluation of results will take place. If demonstrably fewer young men of color are murdered by white police officers, the program will continue for another 10 years at which time another evaluation will take place

There simply can be no justice when someone is unjustly murdered

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

 

 

 Gaetz Accomplishes Lifelong Dream

WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game

Congressman Matt Gaetz has finally realized his lifelong dream of entering into the political lexicon by having his own eponymous political sex scandal …GAETZ GATE.

Thank goodness that Gaetz, with his own eponymous political sex scandal, has come along just in time to add some scandalous sexual merriment to our dreary, depressing Corona virus news.

In an alleged interview with WikiLeekZ, Gaetz has questions and he wants answers. Gaetz asked WikiLeekZ…

Hey, Donald paid for sex…how come when I pay girls for sex they make it into a federal case? And remember, Donald told me it was okay when he said …

 ”when you’re a star, you can do anything you want”

‘and I did. What’s the big deal’?

I’m a Congressman, isn’t that as good as being a star?

All of my pals in Congress loved seeing the naked pictures I showed them of young women I’ve had sex with, in fact, I’ve had a couple of inquiries… trade a few votes for a few telephone numbers? It’s Pro Quid Pro- no big deal.

And, by the way, I have never paid young women for sex.

Some people just don’t understand the difference between paying money for sex to underage girls and giving them a generous allowance in cash from the hotel cash machine.

Just make sure you spell it right…it’s Gaetz Gate.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.