Life is Normal…Only Four Kids Murdered Today
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A travelling WikiLeekZ turned on a local TV station somewhere in America to catch the news. This is what WikiLeekZ heard…
“And, for today’s local and regional news…
It’s raining outside, lightning too. That’s very normal for this time of the year
4 children were murdered by gunfire on 7th St and Elm Ave. - 3 adults were seriously wounded…that’s pretty normal too.
A new French restaurant opened on Main Street this evening featuring excellent Provençal cuisine by Chef Jacques – how exciting!
27 shooting deaths were recorded in a Las Vegas nightclub last night. Two assailants still at large. This brings the total Las Vegas mass murders to 9 for the year.
Joe Jones caught a 22 pound walleye, a record for him but not a county record, Bob Smith holds that record…what a day at the lake! That’s quite a story!
The 7/11 on Center St was robbed at gunpoint. Thank God only one cashier died this time.
Our baseball team won 6-5 in an exciting game. What a great day for our town!”
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May
Be Someday.
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