Gaetz Accomplishes Lifelong Dream
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
Congressman Matt Gaetz has
finally realized his lifelong dream of entering into the political lexicon by
having his own eponymous political sex scandal
…GAETZ GATE.
Thank goodness that Gaetz, with his own eponymous political sex
scandal, has come along just in time to add some scandalous sexual
merriment to our dreary, depressing Corona virus news.
In an alleged interview
with WikiLeekZ, Gaetz
has questions and he wants answers. Gaetz asked WikiLeekZ…
Hey, Donald paid for sex…how
come when I pay girls for sex they make it into a federal case? And remember, Donald
told me it was okay when he said …
”when you’re a star, you can do
anything you want”
‘and I did. What’s the big
deal’?
I’m a Congressman, isn’t
that as good as being a star?
All of my pals in Congress
loved seeing the naked pictures I showed them of young women I’ve had sex with,
in fact, I’ve had a couple of inquiries… trade a few votes for a few telephone
numbers? It’s Pro Quid Pro- no big deal.
And, by the way, I have
never paid young women for sex.
Some people just don’t
understand the difference between paying money for sex to underage girls and
giving them a generous allowance in cash from the hotel cash machine.
Just make sure you spell it
right…it’s Gaetz Gate.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.
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