Tuesday, September 26, 2017

“Sons of Bitches” trump Maria’s devastation in DonaldLand

Trump Tweets While Puerto Rico Floods

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Trump engages in name-calling and foul language while Maria devastates and millions of US citizens suffer.

It took days before Trump made a statement regarding the humanitarian disaster wrought by Maria. Trump evidentially had many more important things on his agenda such as calling Kim Jung Un crazy names and scorching the earth with his “Sons of Bitches” statements.

WikiLeekZ, in reports from a ravaged Puerto Rico, has discovered that Trump seems to be doing his best to equal or surpass George W Bush’s deplorable handling of New Orleans in Katrina’s aftermath and Nero fiddling while Rome burned.

In his first tweets since the island was ravaged by Hurricane Maria last week, Trump had his…“Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a jobmoment, when he tweeted… 

“Puerto Rico’s broken infrastructure & massive debt have left it in worse straits than mainland states”… “with billions of dollars....owed to Wall Street and the banks which, sadly, must be dealt with”.
He also tweeted that “Food, water and medical are top priorities - and doing well.” 
This, despite countless reports of unprecedented suffering and danger.
San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz told ABC News, "What's out there is total devastation. Total annihilation. People literally gasping for air. I personally have taken people out and put them in ambulances because their generator has run out."
"We don't have time to talk about the debt. We need to make sure we talk about the deaths," San Juan Mayor Carmen Cruz said.
                                                                                                                                                                                    Puerto Rico Gov. Ricardo Rossello said in a statement Monday, "This is a humanitarian disaster involving 3.4 million U.S. citizens."                                                                                                                       "People cannot forget we are U.S. citizens -- and proud of it,"
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Monday, September 25, 2017

Trump forms COUP in the States

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President Trump has formed a select Government committee to search for more people and groups to bully and vilify.

Because Trump will soon run out of people to denigrate and threaten, WikiLeekZ has it on good authority that President Trump has formed a new committee; the Committee on Un-American     Proclivities…COUP.

Coup will search far and wide looking for anyone one who thinks differently than Trump or expresses an opinion contrary to our Dear Leader. Coup will be international in scope and is tasked to uncover at least one target a day to keep Twitter Trump occupied so as to lead focus away from the Russia Investigation or his last daily stupid/controversial Tweet.

Milo Yiannopoulos, Alex Jones, Julian Assange, Ivanka Kushner and Ann Coulter will form the steering committee which will oversee a cadre of thousands of Trumpsters and Trumpettes.

In the first few days, COUP has delivered the following suggestions to Trump…Little League World Series Players, French Cheese Producers, Apple Pie Bakers and Hallmark Greeting Card Employees. 

Can WikiLeekZ be far behind?

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This weekend, Trump gave a speech in Alabama, which ranks 44th in education level…WSJ. He instructed Alabama school kids listening to his address, on another term of endearment when referring to NFL players expressing their constitutional rights of protest.

Call them sons of bitches, he suggested, to the hunting dog-loving Alabama school kids. He reminded the kids that bitches are the grammatically correct term for a female dog and who doesn’t like mama dogs?...he emphasized. And in addition to calling protesting NFL players 'sons of bitches', the kids should go around school and home calling friends and family 'sons of bitches', "Little Rocket Man", "Crooked"...fill in the blank, "Lyin" ...fill in the blank and for good measure, threaten to grab them by the pussy and then to sue the ass off them.

That's the American Way, he explained. He made it clear that service men and women fought and died to preserve our right of free speech and freedom of expression.

He promised in his next speech, he would explain to the kids on how to hire the most incompetent government officials and how to fire any of those remaining who possess knowledge in their field of endeavor.

When a little 10 year old in the audience shouted "why would you fire competent officials?", Trump said...because I can.
WikiLeekZ has learned that Education Secretary, Betsy  de Vos, is in the process of awarding Trump 'Educator of the Year'!
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Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Melanie Trump Cries Out in Pain

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Today, at the U S Mission to the United Nations luncheon, the First Lady, Melania Trump, while delivering a speech on the importance of watching over children and protecting them from the dangers of our time, used the occasion to subtly cry out for help.

"No child should ever feel hungry, stalked, frightened, terrorized, bullied, isolated or afraid, with nowhere to turn,” the first lady said during her speech. "We need to step up, come together, and ensure that our children’s future is bright."

WikiLeekZ does not believe that the First Lady goes hungry in the White House, but realizes that she is close to someone who is well-known for stalking, bullying and terrorizing a multitude of citizens.

She was seen recently reading Stolen: A Letter to My Captor*   by   

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*An important book on Stockholm Syndrome

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Trump says so-called DACA deal is CACA

Trump says so-called DACA deal is CACA

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“We agreed to enshrine the protections of DACA into law quickly, and to work out a package of border security, excluding the wall, that’s acceptable to both sides”. Pelosi & Schumer.

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said that, while Dreamers were discussed, “excluding the wall was certainly not agreed to.”


With this air-tight agreement in mind, next week Pelosi, Schumer and Trump will meet and agree upon a Mideast settlement, solve the health care issue and magically make Texas and Florida whole again. 

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Thursday, September 7, 2017

In the Rose Garden today, Trump cried Uncle after Harvey and Irma
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Chief Climate Change denier, Donald trump, has cried 'Uncle'…In an emotion-packed statement this morning, the president said…
”Okay, I give up, Harvey, Irma, Jose and Katia…those very big, gigantic hurricanes, even the experts are surprised and all in such a short time, a very short time. They’re Huge, very big, very scary. I promise to re-visit the Paris Accords if Irma promises to spare my Mar-a-Lago.
I really don’t give a damn about the coal miners nor Pittsburg; it’s my property that I care about. I don’t have flood insurance, but Jarred tells me I could probably get the government to pay for the winter White House damage”.
As Trump delivered this Rose Garden speech, he was seen walking away with his fingers crossed behind his back.
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Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Trump to Make Mexico Great Again!

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Mexican president praises Trump's DACA stance

Today,  Mexican president Pena-Nieto, lauded Trump's end of DACA saying that "Mexico welcomes, with open arms, the hundreds of thousands of well-behaved, educated and US job-trained young Dreamers who will be a catalyst to Make Mexico Great Again".

"Imagine", said Pena-Nieto, "a wave of hundreds of thousands of well educated, bi-lingual, energetic young men and women descending upon Mexico eager to test their US-trained skills in the business, tech, construction and educational sectors of our economy"!

"I expect there will be an economic revolution in Mexico as well as in our south-of-the-border neighbors. Of course, once the Dreamers are established in Mexico, they'll be so pleased with their new home that they will not be interested in returning to the US when Trump begs for them to come 'home' to rebuild a struggling Houston and rescue a failing US economy".

Pesos would be an excellent investment at this time.

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Saturday, September 2, 2017

Trump is being advised by Dutch & Venetians;  Exclusive WikiLeekZ Report.

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WikiLeekZ has learned that Donald Trump has decided to push ahead with his scheme to build his wall, beginning in South Texas.

Quoting Trump, “It's going to be a big, beautiful wall, appropriately big for a big state, almost as big as my ego but not as big as you know what, down there; just ask Melania.

Better than that so-called wall in China, longer than that crazy 'Wall of Sound' and, so much better than the one in Game of Thrones...no dragon will be able destroy my wall”!

In high level consultation ordered by Trump, Dutch and Venetian hydrologist authorities are conferring with the Army Corps of Engineers.  They have come up with a plan to build Trump's Wall that, when presented, was met with glee by the President.

The Wall will extend from south of Beaumont to Brownsville and will serve to keep out Mexicans who attempt to enter the US illegally by boat.

An ancillary advantage will be to protect the bayou from hurricanes and the resulting flood of what Trump referred to as “rapists, drug dealers and other very bad boat people dudes”.

The plan was met with mild skepticism by his base and outright laughter, guffaws and downcast negative head shaking by everyone else.

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