Trump is being advised by Dutch & Venetians; Exclusive WikiLeekZ Report.
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WikiLeekZ has learned that Donald Trump has decided to push
ahead with his scheme to build his wall, beginning in South Texas.
Quoting Trump, “It's going to be a big, beautiful wall,
appropriately big for a big state, almost as big as my ego but not as big as
you know what, down there; just ask Melania.
Better than that so-called wall in China, longer than that
crazy 'Wall of Sound' and, so much better than the one in Game of Thrones...no dragon will be able destroy my wall”!
In high level consultation ordered by Trump, Dutch and
Venetian hydrologist authorities are conferring with the Army Corps of
Engineers. They have come up with a plan
to build Trump's Wall that, when presented, was met with glee by the President.
The Wall will extend from south of Beaumont to Brownsville
and will serve to keep out Mexicans who attempt to enter the US illegally by boat.
An ancillary advantage will be to protect the bayou from
hurricanes and the resulting flood of what Trump referred to as “rapists, drug
dealers and other very bad boat people dudes”.
The plan was met with mild skepticism by his base and
outright laughter, guffaws and downcast negative head shaking by everyone else.
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