NEWZ FLASH… Pence Shocks WikiLeekZ! Shamelessly Displays Sister of Deceased DHS Officer

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Just when WikiLeekZ thought it was safe to watch the Part 3 of the Republican Convention, Pence happens.  Mike Pence is the perfectly coiffed Right Wing version of Chucky meets Barbie Doll  Without a scintilla of shame or hypocrisy, Pence gave the distinct impression to everyone that the Floyd protestors in Oakland were responsible for the murder of DHS officer Underwood.

With Underwood’s sister in the audience, Pence said, without a hint of self-awareness or shame…

“Dave Patrick Underwood was an officer of the Department of Homeland Security’s Federal Protective Service, who was shot and killed during the riots in Oakland, California” …

That’s what slippery, smarmy smooth-talking sycophantic acolytes of trump would say in obedience to Der Leader. He lies to his under-educated and unaware base and to others who can’t take the time to fact check every lie and untruth coming from the current authoritarian rulers.

WikiLeekZ thought that after 4 years of lies and deceits by trump et al, nothing they could conjure up could have the strength to shock. Wrong again for the umpteenth time.

According to NBC News - Authorities said ‘Carrillo, an Air Force Staff Sergeant and Boogaloo follower, and a second man traveled to Oakland with the intent to kill police and believed the large demonstrations spurred by the death of Floyd in Minneapolis — which they were not a part of — would help them get away with it’.

WikiLeekZ has uncovered the draft of a text that Pence is working on for his next racist speech where he outlines how ‘ ‘negroes’, disguised as Klansmen, were the ones responsible for the lynchings of all African-Americans throughout this great country of ours.’

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tump is ** “secretly saving the world from a Satanic cult of pedophiles and cannibals” according to QAnon

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WikiLeekZ has learned today that instead of assigning Jared to “saving the world from a Satanic cult of pedophiles and cannibals” , trump will be taking on that important task in addition to ramping up production of hydroxychloroquine, stealing mailboxes and green lighting plans to add his visage to Mt Rushmore. He’s a busy guy!

When asked by a reporter about the QAnon claim trump replied- “I haven’t heard that, but is that supposed to be a bad thing or a good thing?” he said. “If I can help save the world from problems, I’m willing to do it.”

trump continued…   

“I don’t know much about the movement, other than I understand they like me very much, which I appreciate,” he told a reporter in response to a question about QAnon. “I have heard that it is gaining in popularity … I’ve heard these are people that love our country”

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**National Security Warning: These are real, actual, honest-to-god 100% accurate quotes from trump August 20, 2020. He’s the president of our country for god sake!

 Americans Chaining Themselves to Mail Boxes

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WikiLeekZ is reporting a rumor that dozens of American citizens are chaining themselves to mailboxes in an attempt to stop trump from removing them from their neighborhoods. Photographs of trucks piled high with mailboxes that once were bolted on street corner sidewalks across the west have been circulating on social media.

Anecdotal stories of consumers hoarding postage stamps across the country have become more than just a rumor as trump tries to gut the USPS before the November election.

Concern is rising in the Halls of Congress as well as on Main Street in big cities, towns and villages the length and breath of America. Men, women and children all across the country are thanking postal workers, giving their letter carriers home-baked cookies and are keeping their dogs locked in at mail delivery time.

WikiLeekZ states that what is known is that in addition to taking away mail boxes, trump lackey Postmaster DeJoy has removed more than 600 high-speed mail sorting machines, ‘reassigned’ about 2 dozen USPS executives and decreed that no overtime be paid to workers. DeJoy says it’s just normal business adjustment! And, he’s probably correct because that’s the normal way trump conducts his business.

On top of all that, trump is blocking USPS funding and demeans the Post Office and mail in voting every chance he gets; meanwhile requesting a mail in voting ballot for Melania and him.

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds”. We need to slip a ‘nor trump’ in there!

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Golden Showers-Re-published from WikiLeekZ of two and a half years ago!

January 14, 2017

WikiLeekZ Editorial:

Golden Showers, What’s the Big deal?

Okay, granted that having, watching, receiving, etc. Golden Showers is probably embarrassing to Trump and would be to most of us. On the other hand, Trump would have support rained upon him from the Golden Shower crowd. Who among us has not stayed in the Presidential Suite of the Moscow Ritz Carlton, had our taxi driver or hotel concierge arrange for 3 comely, statuesque Russian beauties to come up to our rooms and have a little wet fun? I imagine that almost everyone has served Cristal Champagne and fruit juices to beautiful women (or men) as the case may be, and watched while they pissed all over each other and drizzled yellow onto our tiny hands? If we have not been so fortunate, surely, we have wished to have the refreshing experience, good to the last drop, right?

To be honest, by now, who really cares? Nothing he does seems to astonish the populace any longer. Maybe a few ‘germaphobes’ as Trump says he is, or some hypocritical political figures who have already lost their honor and dignity during the election campaign will issue phony tsk tsks.

Trump may want to consider bringing out the video he surely made of the event and distribute it worldwide so that he could be declared the winner of the most watched TV event in the history of man and maybe pick up an Emmy in the process. The televised event would be bigger than the last episode of Mash or Dallas, the funeral of Princess Diana, the wedding of Diana and Charles, the FIFA World Cup Finals and the Super Bowl. It would be HUGE, perhaps bigger than all combined. Accolades would be showered upon him from the entertainment industry and TV rights money would pour into his coffers. People would pay to watch beautiful young women pissing on Trump; Pay Per View proceeds would be Bigly. Thousands would line up, even in the pouring rain, to audition for the chance to pee on Trump in sure-to-be-made sequels. They might even work without pay or royalties; there might even be bidding for the leading parts.

Trump might have inaugurated a trend…the Golden (Shower) Age of Trumpian Politics.

No one seems care about the other sections of the dossier…the passages that suggest that his staff may have colluded with (or been blackmailed by) Russian officials in an exchange for  Trump’s acquiescence to Russian takeover of Crimea and its covert military involvement in Ukraine (see WikiLeekZ Trump/Russia exposé). But peeing on someone may, ironically, be his downfall…after a life of pissing on others and societies’ standards of common, decent behavior; he could be hounded out of office by an odd, but relatively innocent personal preference and a feeling of personal entitlement. Sad, so Sad.

Zeny

 

Nuremberg-Style Trial to Kick Off Before November

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WikiLeekZ has detected a growing unease throughout America as the Corona Virus Death Count continues to soar to previously un-imaged heights. As of press time, the total Deaths from the virus in America stands at 157,000+ and rising by the minute.

The sheer number of Deaths of once-thriving, beautiful, productive Americans is staggering and WikiLeekZ believes that Americans may becoming habituated at the Deaths and ruined lives of so many individuals and families. As the quote attributed to Josef Stalin says…”A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic”.

WikiLeekZ has recently uncovered a plot by Americans Concerned About Covid-19 Deaths or ACACD.  . They are planning to sue current governmental officials who are directly complicit in this American Tragedy by causing the un-needed deaths of tens of thousands of Americans and needless suffering and sickness of additional hundreds of thousands of our citizens.

ACACD has established a phalanx of lawyers, doctors, scientists, historians, statisticians and down-to-earth citizens who will determine whom, among officials-elected or appointed, have made decisions based…not upon medicine and science, but upon immoral political and personal grounds resulting in these deaths.

This body will meet in Nuremberg, PA before November to bring to trial, in a version of,  Trial In Absentia, for Crimes Against Humanity. Nuremberg, PA, a rural, pastoral hamlet (pop. 240) in eastern Pennsylvania was chosen for its isolation as well as its proximity to Washington, DC, the site of the most egregious policy decisions resulting in Crimes Against Humanity.

Many officials have been considered as perpetrators, but WikiLeekZ has discovered that a single person has been the target of most of the inquiry to date. WikiLeekZ has not determined who that person may be but he is referred to in filing documents as Individual One (1).

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The trump/Putin 2020 Election Playbook

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This past week, trump had a ‘no-readout’ telephone conversation with Putin. However, WikiLeekZ, with its Deep State White House ‘custodian’ got a hold of a crumpled up and thrown-in-the trash copy of a sort-of-official transcript of the conversation.

What follows is a narrative of a telephone call from Putin to trump.

trump received a congratulatory call from Putin today telling him how proud he was of Donnie for following his orders in sending in the USFG (US Federal Gestapo) to Portland and for clearing DC”s Lafayette Square  a week before that.

‘You’re doing a great job, Donnie in stamping out any glimmer of democratic protest in our Amerika. Keep suppressing any dissent and don’t be afraid to knock some heads and imprison those yellow-shirted terrorists who falsely claim to be the ‘Wall of Moms’. They simply want peace and justice-NOT law and order and a continuation of the police state you’re forming”.

trump thanked his friend, Vlad and asked if he had any other orders for him to carry out before the election.

‘Do I have orders! Get a pen and a large pad and we’ll begin with how we’ll manipulate your electoral process to guarantee your re-election’.

trump got out a Sharpie and Barr’s old, large legal pad and wrote notes furiously as Putin began reeling off his orders for trump to put into action immediately:

Distort/lie about Biden, suppress voters, cancel/move election day, contest the results, file lawsuits, demand a recount, stuff ballot boxes, confiscate ballot boxes in large cities and destroy them, tamper with voting machines, intimidate voters at polls, have ICE intimidate ‘immigrant-appearing voters at polls, reduce voting locations, send out false election data-times, locations etc., declare victory early –suppress West Coast state voting, close polls early, run out of ballots in key Democratic districts, continue/increase social media lies, October Surprise/Lie, last minute BIG lie, cause rioting on election day to intimidate voters from coming out to polls, shut down USPS for made-up reasons days before election, continue secret campaign to bribe Electors, be certain five Supreme Court justices are sufficiently bribed/intimidated,

‘Do these things, Donnie, and we’ll win the election. If it doesn’t quite work out, the  dachas for you, your family, McConnell, Barr and Steven Miller as always, will be available for you to live in as we plot your return to the presidency.’

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