The trump/Putin 2020 Election
Playbook
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire
is Our Game
This past
week, trump had a ‘no-readout’ telephone conversation with Putin. However,
WikiLeekZ, with its Deep State White House ‘custodian’ got a hold of a crumpled
up and thrown-in-the trash copy of a sort-of-official transcript of the
conversation.
What follows
is a narrative of a telephone call from Putin to trump.
trump received
a congratulatory call from Putin today telling him how proud he was of Donnie
for following his orders in sending in the USFG (US Federal Gestapo) to Portland
and for clearing DC”s Lafayette Square a
week before that.
‘You’re
doing a great job, Donnie in stamping out any glimmer of democratic protest in
our Amerika. Keep suppressing any dissent and don’t be afraid to knock some
heads and imprison those yellow-shirted terrorists who falsely claim to be the ‘Wall
of Moms’. They simply want peace and
justice-NOT law and order and a
continuation of the police state you’re
forming”.
trump thanked
his friend, Vlad and asked if he had any other orders for him to carry out
before the election.
‘Do I have orders! Get a pen and a large pad and we’ll begin with how we’ll manipulate your
electoral process to guarantee your re-election’.
trump got
out a Sharpie and Barr’s old, large legal pad and wrote notes furiously as
Putin began reeling off his orders for trump to put into action immediately:
Distort/lie
about Biden, suppress voters, cancel/move election day, contest the results,
file lawsuits, demand a recount, stuff ballot boxes, confiscate ballot boxes in
large cities and destroy them, tamper with voting machines, intimidate voters
at polls, have ICE intimidate ‘immigrant-appearing voters at polls, reduce
voting locations, send out false election data-times, locations etc., declare
victory early –suppress West Coast state voting, close polls early, run out of
ballots in key Democratic districts, continue/increase social media lies,
October Surprise/Lie, last minute BIG lie, cause rioting on election day to intimidate
voters from coming out to polls, shut down USPS for made-up reasons days before
election, continue secret campaign to bribe Electors, be certain five Supreme
Court justices are sufficiently bribed/intimidated,
‘Do these things, Donnie, and we’ll win the election. If it doesn’t quite
work out, the dachas for you, your family,
McConnell, Barr and Steven Miller as always, will be available for you to live
in as we plot your return to the presidency.’
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ,
But May Be Someday
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