George Santos confesses to being an Alien,
a Space Alien
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George Santos,
newly-elected to the US Congress from New York, has just given the American
public a new version of his life story. In an interview with UFO Today, Santos confessed that
he is actually an Alien - from another planet who crash landed on Earth a few weeks
ago.
He was able,
he stated, to assume the form of a man he had seen in a newspaper article but
has had difficulty in forming a life story/biography because of his lack of
understanding of human society and institutions. Consequently, his biography
and CV are somewhat apocryphal.
Alien/Santos
further explained that he assumed various life stories from daily newspapers to
round out his life when questioned by humans. He further related that he had no
qualms about making up his biography as it seemed to him that almost all humans
did so.
When asked
why he ran for Congress, he answered by saying it seemed to be the best line of
work because he figured that he’s have a lot of time off, get paid handsomely
and as a GOP Congressman, no Republican would question his lies.
The reporter
then asked Santos “what other professional
bodies had you considered taking the form of”; Santos, repeating his name, ‘Santos’,
said he’d considered becoming a Saint but with so many saints of varying life
stories, he had a hard time choosing. “But, I’m leaning toward Saint Donald, the Clairvoyant”.
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