That trump-What a Card!…You
Gotta Hand it to Him…But Not Crypto
WikiLeekZ is Our
Name…Satire is Our Game
Today, the
House January 6th Committee recommended to the DOJ that former president Donald Trump be charged with four crimes:
Inciting or
assisting an insurrection,
Obstruction
of an official proceeding of Congress,
Conspiracy
to defraud the United States and
Conspiracy
to make a false statement.
WikiLeekZ is
the first to report that trump, never one to pass up a grift, and his new
partner, Sam Bankman-Fried, are now offering NFT trading cards for $999 each-(Crypto
Not Accepted ) - with images such as:
trump in
full Medieval Armor Riding a White Steed holding a Lance and poised to charge
up the steps to the Capitol
trump
adorned in a priestly robe holding a Bible aloft proclaiming his innocence
trump in the
witness stand glowering and pointing a stubby finger at the judge and jury,
shouting-“I’ll sue you”!
trump, in a
voluminous, flowing pure white gown and rocking a halo is pointing to photos of
Giuliani, Don, Jr, Mike Pence and Melania as the real unpatriotic/ conspirators
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ,
But May Be Someday
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