America says “We Give Up”!
WikiLeekZ is Our Name,
Satire is Our Game
Yesterday in
Colorado Springs, a 22 year old man shot and killed 5 men and wounded 18 at the
gay club -Q. It was the 6th Mass Shooting within the past month in
this country.
America the Beautiful continues morphing into America
the Violent with no end in
sight; and according to WikiLeekZ, the country is almost all set, if
it hasn’t already, to give up.
In an
entirely unscientific poll conducted by WikiLeekZ early this morning, Americans
overwhelmingly stated that ‘we’re not
going to fret over these horrific killings any longer. We’ve decided that we’ll
just not go to movies, churches, places of work, schools, shopping malls, gay
nightclubs, mosques, baseball or football games, post offices, grocery stores,
parks or family gatherings.’
When the results
of the poll were published, stock prices in Netflix, Zoom, Colt, Smith &
Wesson, Amazon, Fox, Amazon Prime, Uber Eats, Hello Fresh and most tech
companies shot up 32.5% in a few short hours.
When reached
for comment, Jeff, Rupert and Elon all acknowledged that mass killings and the survey
conducted by WikiLeekZ was a boon to their companies business and admitted that
the outlook for years, if not decades to come was rosy.
Kevin
McCarthy was heard over an open mike to wonder who the Republican Party will
have to blame now that Nancy Pelosi was no longer in office…’well’, he whined, ‘there’s still Hunter and George Soros. However, he added, we have to
tread lightly because a lot of companies are profiting and we don’t want to
give Hunter and Soros credit’!
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ…
But May Be One Day.
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