trump to flip to coin at Mar a Lago
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trump,
always one to seek attention and stoke his ego, has invited Kari Lake, the
recent loser in the Arizona gubernatorial race for a visit to Mar a Lago.
Lake, who is
a fawning, admiring follower of trump and all thing trumpian is making the trip
across country to discuss and plot how she and trump can disrupt the Arizona vote counting process and gain control of the Arizona government.
trump, on
the other hand, has more interesting ideas which are still tied to his
political…and personal future. In the ostentatious Grand Ballroom of his hotel,
trump is planning to make a Huge announcement under imported crystal
chandeliers…’an announcement the likes of
which has never been made in the annals of American politics’, as his press
release states.
‘President trump’s entire family will
be present at this momentous occasion’ according to his press release.
At High
Noon, trump accompanied by his All-Star band enters to “Ruffles and Flourishes” and is
trailed by his entire beaming family, including Melania. Kari Lake and her
husband of 25 years, Jeff Halperin, are arm in arm with trump.
It’s now time
for the announcement: trump, alone, approaches the dais carrying a small
be-jeweled box made of the finest Corinthian Leather. Without further ado, trump
opens the box and removes a large gold coin; one side is a portrait in profile
of the former president and the other side is emblazoned with his rear end.
Trump, with
all of the drama and egotism he can muster flips the coin high in the air,
catches it and slaps it on his wrist. When trump looks at it, he is somewhat
dejected. ‘There was a breeze which
altered the result’ he shouted, and flipped the coin again…and then again.
The 4th time, was a charm for him. Trump made his momentous announcement.
‘I have chosen my running mate and…my
new wife, Kari Lake’.
You can
imagine the surprised looks on his family’s faces and Kari’s husband, Jeff. For
her part, Kari look surprised but pleased and came over and gave trump a deep
kiss as Jeff and Melania walked out of sight. They could be seen smiling
broadly.
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