Trump Spurs Nations’
TV Sales
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
WikiLeekZ has just read a revealing report by the TV Sales
of America Foundation which states that since Trump’s entry into the 2016
presidential contest, TV sales in America and throughout the world in general
have skyrocketed.
Trump has boasted that “TV
sales in America have taken off since I entered the race”. Another feather in
my MAGA cap”, he bragged.
A close reading of the article states that Americans have
been trooping in droves to Best Buy, Video Only, Walmart and other TV retailers
lugging smashed-in screens hoping for a warranty replacement.
However, most retailers are loathe to grant credit on those TV’s,
many of which have shoes, remote control devices and even full bowls of Pasta
Vongole with red sauce, lodged along with wires and shards of glass inside the
casing.
So, inevitably, the consumers buy a new TV with mixed
emotions. Even though they had to lay out hundreds of dollars for a new unit,
amazingly 95.7% have walked out the doors and into their cars wearing wide
grins of satisfaction; pleased that for one fleeting moment they were able to silence
the lying, braggadocio in the White House…when no one else has yet been able to
do so.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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