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US Canine Population Resents Trump using term ‘Dog’ in Negative way

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Early this morning, in his latest insult in reference to Omarosa Manigault Newman, Trump tweeted…

@real Donald Trump                                                                                                                                    “When you give a crazed, crying lowlife a break, and give her a job at the White House, I guess it just didn’t work out. Good work by General Kelly for quickly firing that dog!”   4:31 AM - 14 Aug 2018

To find out what canines in America thought about the president’s latest tweet, WikiLeekZ interviewed America’s foremost dog whisperer, former Senator, Barbara Boxer’s brother, Blackie Boxer and Blackie’s best friend, Arthur, an American Bulldog.

Amazingly, Blackie is able to translate up to 17 canine dialects into American English. With this in mind, the interview follows:

WikiLeekZ          “What do dogs, I mean canines think about Trump’s use of the word ‘dog’ in describing his former colleague of at least 10 years, Miss Newman?”

Arthur/Blackie   “According to what Arthur has picked up around fire hydrants and while chasing cars, his canine pals feel as if the president, in his latest tweet, used the word ‘dog’ in a very demeaning way. We members of the canine population of America, while accepting ‘dog’ as an affectionate word used by millions of kids and adults throughout the country have come to realize that a certain portion of the population often use ‘dog’ as a pejorative term…entirely unrelated to we canines.

Actually, through the SPCA, Petco, Purina and other canine organizations, we have lobbied for years to have the term ‘canine’ replace ‘dog’ in the common lexicon. In describing our species as canine seems to be a more dignified term befitting ‘Man’s Best Friend’.

Arthur also stated that word has gone out across America that it might be a good idea for the president to be looking over his shoulder to sure a canine is not ready to leap at him and rip off his trousers, or even worse. 

By the way, we canines have our own words for Trump…cur, mongrel, mutt and our favorite…lap dog of Putin.

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