Written August 1, 2018
Trump Hires More Researchers
WikiLeekZ is Our Name...Satire is Our Game
Trump’s daily dose of Fox & Friends combined with his own ‘best words’ lie-manufacturing machine simply has not been able to keep up with Trump’s preferred daily lie quotient.
WikiLeekZ has learned that President Trump has hired at least 2 dozen additional researchers to uncover and catalogue even more lies, prevarications, untruths, falsehoods, fictions, fabrications and fallacies.
It turns out that according to the Washington Post today, Trump has averaged 6.5 lies per day since he became president. At that rate, his Lie Shop, staffed by a mere 10 crack researchers, was able to keep up with his prevaricating pace.
However, since July Trump has upped his game to an astounding 16 falsehoods per day which simply overwhelmed his Lie Shop staff. Even the temporary help of Judge Roy Moore, Sean Spicer and Don, Jr could not keep up with the tsunami of untruthfulness emanating from the Liar in Chief.
In addition, as the Mueller investigation heats up, Russian problems grow and with the mid-terms on the horizon, the White House is planning to increase the Lie Shop by a factor of two and move the whole operation to a wing of the Pentagon. This move will accommodate the Lie Shop staff and all of the computers and vetting research material needed to manufacture an estimated 34 lies per day that will soon be needed by the Liar in Chief. In addition, a Russian language component is being assembled.
Trump is preparing a Rose Garden briefing that will extoll the increase in good, high-paying research jobs emanating from the White House. He will say, in all truthfulness, that before he became President, this, until now, highly secret research department did not even exist in any other administration and now is staffed by approximately 150 highly educated professionals and their support staff.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
Trump Hires More Researchers
WikiLeekZ is Our Name...Satire is Our Game
Trump’s daily dose of Fox & Friends combined with his own ‘best words’ lie-manufacturing machine simply has not been able to keep up with Trump’s preferred daily lie quotient.
WikiLeekZ has learned that President Trump has hired at least 2 dozen additional researchers to uncover and catalogue even more lies, prevarications, untruths, falsehoods, fictions, fabrications and fallacies.
It turns out that according to the Washington Post today, Trump has averaged 6.5 lies per day since he became president. At that rate, his Lie Shop, staffed by a mere 10 crack researchers, was able to keep up with his prevaricating pace.
However, since July Trump has upped his game to an astounding 16 falsehoods per day which simply overwhelmed his Lie Shop staff. Even the temporary help of Judge Roy Moore, Sean Spicer and Don, Jr could not keep up with the tsunami of untruthfulness emanating from the Liar in Chief.
In addition, as the Mueller investigation heats up, Russian problems grow and with the mid-terms on the horizon, the White House is planning to increase the Lie Shop by a factor of two and move the whole operation to a wing of the Pentagon. This move will accommodate the Lie Shop staff and all of the computers and vetting research material needed to manufacture an estimated 34 lies per day that will soon be needed by the Liar in Chief. In addition, a Russian language component is being assembled.
Trump is preparing a Rose Garden briefing that will extoll the increase in good, high-paying research jobs emanating from the White House. He will say, in all truthfulness, that before he became President, this, until now, highly secret research department did not even exist in any other administration and now is staffed by approximately 150 highly educated professionals and their support staff.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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