Written August 4, 2018
Trump Denied Entrance to LeBron’s I Promise School
WikiLeekZ is Our Name...Satire is our Game
Just days after LeBron James paired with the Akron School District and opened the I Promise School for at-risk kids...
Trump tweeted today...
“Lebron (sic) James was just interviewed by the dumbest man on television, Don Lemon. He made Lebron (sic) look smart, which isn’t easy to do. I like Mike”.
Because Trump has been berated and ridiculed for his lack of scholarship and desire for study, he had decided to enroll in the LeBron James I Promise School in Akron, Ohio just to prove how smart he is.
However, WikiLeekZ has learned from our Akron, OH stringer that President Donald Trump failed to pass the most rudimentary spelling and grammar tests needed to qualify for admittance into James’ newly opened Akron I Promise School.
Trump had already badly failed the preliminary good citizen test as well as the ‘NOT a danger to the Nation’ test, but, given his office, could have had a special entrance waiver had he passed the simple spelling and grammar tests.
When he applied to the new school, Trump evidentially misunderstood that the James-funded school was for ‘at risk’ students, not open to those who would put the nation ‘At Risk’. He also thought that being enrolled in an Ohio school would help him win the presidency in 2020...Ohio being a toss-up state.
Through the school principal’s office, James issued the following statement...
‘While we appreciate the president’s interest in enrolling in our school, he must understand that even though he is president, he must follow the rules in our school charter. ‘At risk’ students does not mean as dumb as the president, it just means that they simply need an opportunity of achieving their potential as good, honest, we’ll-educated citizens of our country’.
‘We, at the I Promise school realize that the president may be disappointed, but there is always the possibility that with earnest study and lessons in civil discourse and civic responsibility, there is an outside chance that he may be able to qualify under the ‘special needs’ student clause in our charter sometime in the future.
‘I would put the chances at about the same % age as the Lakers beating the Warriors for the championship this year’.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
Just days after LeBron James paired with the Akron School District and opened the I Promise School for at-risk kids...
Trump tweeted today...
“Lebron (sic) James was just interviewed by the dumbest man on television, Don Lemon. He made Lebron (sic) look smart, which isn’t easy to do. I like Mike”.
Because Trump has been berated and ridiculed for his lack of scholarship and desire for study, he had decided to enroll in the LeBron James I Promise School in Akron, Ohio just to prove how smart he is.
However, WikiLeekZ has learned from our Akron, OH stringer that President Donald Trump failed to pass the most rudimentary spelling and grammar tests needed to qualify for admittance into James’ newly opened Akron I Promise School.
Trump had already badly failed the preliminary good citizen test as well as the ‘NOT a danger to the Nation’ test, but, given his office, could have had a special entrance waiver had he passed the simple spelling and grammar tests.
When he applied to the new school, Trump evidentially misunderstood that the James-funded school was for ‘at risk’ students, not open to those who would put the nation ‘At Risk’. He also thought that being enrolled in an Ohio school would help him win the presidency in 2020...Ohio being a toss-up state.
Through the school principal’s office, James issued the following statement...
‘While we appreciate the president’s interest in enrolling in our school, he must understand that even though he is president, he must follow the rules in our school charter. ‘At risk’ students does not mean as dumb as the president, it just means that they simply need an opportunity of achieving their potential as good, honest, we’ll-educated citizens of our country’.
‘We, at the I Promise school realize that the president may be disappointed, but there is always the possibility that with earnest study and lessons in civil discourse and civic responsibility, there is an outside chance that he may be able to qualify under the ‘special needs’ student clause in our charter sometime in the future.
‘I would put the chances at about the same % age as the Lakers beating the Warriors for the championship this year’.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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