Written August 11, 2018
Congress gives Trump a new JOB and TITLE to add to his
portfolio.
WikiLeekZ is Our Name...Satire is Our Game
Because of his recent tweet that nearly caused the world to plunge into an atomic war, an economic depression and/or a cyber meltdown, Congress, by an overwhelming margin of 95% has given Trump a new JOB and TITLE.
Statement from Joint Congressional Leadership and Supreme Court...
‘From this day henceforth, President Trump will no longer be burdened with the onerous duties of POTUS. Instead, he will become the nations’ first Jester-in-Chief. Until the 2020 presidential election is held and a new President is sworn in, a bi-partisan group of 5 US citizens chosen by popular vote, in a special election held within 7 days, will run the country.
Donald J Trump, Jester-in-Chief, will not be asked to do anything different than what he’s been doing for the past 2 years. The difference will be that everyone in the world will understand that he is entertaining all of us with his incredible tweets, actions and statements which will have absolutely no practical effect except to bring much needed humor in the world.
He can tweet, hold rallies, call Fox & Friends, play golf, rage, play around or even make fun of whomever he chooses. Nothing he does from this day henceforth will be taken seriously by anyone, anywhere. Trump will have no power whatsoever to do anything except to keep the nation in stitches by his pronouncements. Everyone will be free to laugh, snicker or boo Trump in his new capacity as Jester-in-Chief.
In January 2021, when the Jester-in-Chief leaves the White House, after the new president is sworn in, US Marshalls will escort Trump to Robert Mueller’s office and the investigation will continue.
The incoming president will not only take the Oath of Office, but agree that she/he will not pardon Trump or any member of his family for any crimes that they may be found to have committed’.
And that, my friends, is how this sad and dangerous period of our history will conclude.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
WikiLeekZ is Our Name...Satire is Our Game
Because of his recent tweet that nearly caused the world to plunge into an atomic war, an economic depression and/or a cyber meltdown, Congress, by an overwhelming margin of 95% has given Trump a new JOB and TITLE.
Statement from Joint Congressional Leadership and Supreme Court...
‘From this day henceforth, President Trump will no longer be burdened with the onerous duties of POTUS. Instead, he will become the nations’ first Jester-in-Chief. Until the 2020 presidential election is held and a new President is sworn in, a bi-partisan group of 5 US citizens chosen by popular vote, in a special election held within 7 days, will run the country.
Donald J Trump, Jester-in-Chief, will not be asked to do anything different than what he’s been doing for the past 2 years. The difference will be that everyone in the world will understand that he is entertaining all of us with his incredible tweets, actions and statements which will have absolutely no practical effect except to bring much needed humor in the world.
He can tweet, hold rallies, call Fox & Friends, play golf, rage, play around or even make fun of whomever he chooses. Nothing he does from this day henceforth will be taken seriously by anyone, anywhere. Trump will have no power whatsoever to do anything except to keep the nation in stitches by his pronouncements. Everyone will be free to laugh, snicker or boo Trump in his new capacity as Jester-in-Chief.
In January 2021, when the Jester-in-Chief leaves the White House, after the new president is sworn in, US Marshalls will escort Trump to Robert Mueller’s office and the investigation will continue.
The incoming president will not only take the Oath of Office, but agree that she/he will not pardon Trump or any member of his family for any crimes that they may be found to have committed’.
And that, my friends, is how this sad and dangerous period of our history will conclude.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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