trump raises over $4 million in the 24 hours after the indictment became public - HuffPost,
searches for more crimes to commit-WikiLeekZ
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trump’s
indictment has been a boon to his struggling fundraising. The campaign
announced Friday evening that it had raised over $4 million in the 24 hours
after the indictment became public, surpassing
its previous record after the FBI search of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club.
WikiLeekZ
reports that general euphoria broke out at Mar-A-Lago when indictment fundraising
totals were tabulated and announced. The club dining room guests burst into
sustained applause! Upon hearing the good news, trump convened his top advisors
in an effort to figure out what new crimes trump could commit ASAP to fill his
coffers.
Rape,
malfeasance in office and doctoring of company records have already been used
and instituted by trump - so new crimes had to be well-thought-out. After 6
hours of non-stop, in-depth investigations into numerous criminal activities, trump
and his advisors made the decision to Beta test 12 criminal proposals with MAGA
focus groups in order to ascertain which crimes would rake in the most money.
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