Tanks, Sumo Wrestlers
and Big Foot to Protect Tennessee School Children
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Recently,
in response to the Nashville, TN school shooting, Tennessee’s Republican House
Majority Leader William Lamberth said that to keep school safe… “I
don’t care if we have to park a tank outside a school,”
What he
also said, but not reported, was that “we should place a Patriot Missile battery,
Big Foot and Sumo Wrestlers in every Tennessee school in order to keep our
children safe from all of those crazies whom we allow to purchase assault rifles”.
Lamberth
noted that since 376 well-armed officers did not intervene in the Uvalde school
shooting, it would be useless to station police officers in every school as
protection.
He also
stated that his plan would guarantee full employment in the tank and missile industries,
would be a boon to the Sumo Wrestling Union and help to integrate Big Feet into
society.
Texas governor,
Abbott, not to be outdone and worried that he might be upstaged as the official
most interested in protecting school children from the best armed mass killers in the world proposed that armed Chechen
fighters and Mafia enforcers from New Jersey take up residence on each US
school campus.
Governor
DeSantis and Donald trump outlined their own plans to protect kids by…
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