trump/MTG to head republican ticket in ’24.
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Today, MTG
visited trump in Mar Al Lago (meaning Eagle’s Nest in Spanish German),
where he asked Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green to be his 2024 VP
running mate.
trump, if
anything is not stupidly unaware of republican voter requirements. After MTG
likened mask-wearing to the Nazi’s making Jews wear a yellow star, her ratings
among republican voters soared - according to Yahoo News.
trump flat
out admitted to MTG that he was leaning toward Matt Gaetz as his running mate
but when MTG called Speaker Pelosi ‘Madam Maskhole’, that sealed the
deal for trump.
The two
completely crazy, f…ing jerks plan a series of fund raising rallies for the
summer with trump stipulating that MTG continue to be mask-less.
A close advisor
to trump intimated that trump was hoping that MTG would contract a serious case
of Covid 19, drop out of the race after tens of millions of dollars have been
raised - chiefly by MTG and trump could then pocket the money and pick Gaetz in
her place for another exciting round of fund raising.
trump’s
expectation is that Gaetz will be in jail early next year on sex with minor
charges so that trump could rake in the new ‘Gaetz’ loot. Then, trump would be
able to pick his actual first choice – Buffalo Man and see his ratings ascend to
incredible heights among republicans. Behind closed doors, trump says that by
choosing Buffalo Man, America will not have been so excited about a VP candidate
since Sarah Palin, who was his very first first choice except that she landed in prison
for shooting baby seals from a helicopter.
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But May Be Someday
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